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She Lusted After The Big Dicks And The Huge Load Of Cum! This Can’t Be The Bible by Daejumong(m): 7:11am On May 04
She lusted after men with huge Manhood! - Don’t allow your kids to read this portion of the Bible! So much erotic and gory things!

Ezekiel 23:20

20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses

What was Ezekiel fascinating about in writing like this?

Let’s dig deeper:

Ezekiel 23 is a long allegory about two sisters Ohola and Oholibah, representing Samaria and Jerusalem. Both of these sisters grew up to be prostitutes. Ohola was a prostitute for the Assyrians. God was so angry with her that he had the Assyrians kill her and take away her children.

Oholibah sees her sister’s death but does not stop her prostitution. In fact, she takes it one step further. She goes to the Babylonians and has sex with them. Disgusted by the Babylonians, she moves to the Egyptians. She decides to stay with the Egyptians because their joysticks are like donkey joysticks and their semen is like horse semen.

As uncomfortable as that image might make us, the rest of the story really disturbs me.

“Therefore, Oholibah, this is what the Sovereign LORD says: I will stir up your lovers against you, those you turned away from in disgust, and I will bring them against you from every side…They will come against you with fury…I will hand you over to them for punishment so they can do with you as they please…They will cut off your nose and ears. Your children will be taken and everything you own will be burned. They will strip you of your clothes and jewels – slaughtering by the sword! They will treat you with hatred and rob you of all you own, leaving you stark naked. This is your fault and your shame will be exposed to all the world. I will force you to drink from your sister’s cup of terror, filled to the brim with scorn and derision, distress and desolation. You will drink it all and smash the cup to pieces, plucking off your breasts in anguish. Yes, you will suffer the full penalty. Then you will know I am the LORD.”

Put yourself in the story. Imagine the scene. The blood-curdling screams as her ears were cut off without mercy. The pain and shame as she was endlessly gang raped by her enemies. Imagine being so desperate for your own death that you give in to the demands to rip off your own breasts with your bare hands. Imagine watching your own children being murdered with swords right in front of you.

Yes, this is an allegorical warning against turning away from God. But, I have to wonder if it is representative of how female prostitutes and adulterers were actually treated.

The loving and merciful God, Jesus presented to us , appears to be different from the Yahweh of the Jews in the Old Testament! I presume that’s why the Jews up till now do not acknowledge Jesus as the messiah and the Son of God ! If God acknowledged Jesus after the baptism by John as His son, then for the Jews to say otherwise probably means He is different from their Yahweh!

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Re: She Lusted After The Big Dicks And The Huge Load Of Cum! This Can’t Be The Bible by Lemos14: 8:55am On May 04
Daejumong:
She lusted after men with huge Manhood! - Don’t allow your kids to read this portion of the Bible! So much erotic and gory things!

Ezekiel 23:20

20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses

What was Ezekiel fascinating about in writing like this?

Let’s dig deeper:

Ezekiel 23 is a long allegory about two sisters Ohola and Oholibah, representing Samaria and Jerusalem. Both of these sisters grew up to be prostitutes. Ohola was a prostitute for the Assyrians. God was so angry with her that he had the Assyrians kill her and take away her children.

Oholibah sees her sister’s death but does not stop her prostitution. In fact, she takes it one step further. She goes to the Babylonians and has sex with them. Disgusted by the Babylonians, she moves to the Egyptians. She decides to stay with the Egyptians because their joysticks are like donkey joysticks and their semen is like horse semen.

As uncomfortable as that image might make us, the rest of the story really disturbs me.

“Therefore, Oholibah, this is what the Sovereign LORD says: I will stir up your lovers against you, those you turned away from in disgust, and I will bring them against you from every side…They will come against you with fury…I will hand you over to them for punishment so they can do with you as they please…They will cut off your nose and ears. Your children will be taken and everything you own will be burned. They will strip you of your clothes and jewels – slaughtering by the sword! They will treat you with hatred and rob you of all you own, leaving you stark naked. This is your fault and your shame will be exposed to all the world. I will force you to drink from your sister’s cup of terror, filled to the brim with scorn and derision, distress and desolation. You will drink it all and smash the cup to pieces, plucking off your breasts in anguish. Yes, you will suffer the full penalty. Then you will know I am the LORD.”

Put yourself in the story. Imagine the scene. The blood-curdling screams as her ears were cut off without mercy. The pain and shame as she was endlessly gang raped by her enemies. Imagine being so desperate for your own death that you give in to the demands to rip off your own breasts with your bare hands. Imagine watching your own children being murdered with swords right in front of you.

Yes, this is an allegorical warning against turning away from God. But, I have to wonder if it is representative of how female prostitutes and adulterers were actually treated.

The loving and merciful God, Jesus presented to us , appears to be different from the Yahweh of the Jews in the Old Testament! I presume that’s why the Jews up till now do not acknowledge Jesus as the messiah and the Son of God ! If God acknowledged Jesus after the baptism by John as His son, then for the Jews to say otherwise probably means He is different from their Yahweh!

You so called atheists trying to make Christianity or Christian's look bad is stale and outdated.

The reason why you want to fool yourselves into delusions to believe that there is no God is so that you can live anyhow without being accountable. As you are now are you not miserable? When God gives commandments it's for your own good but no this generation wants to claim woke. When God tells you not to do something and you keep doing it theres no issue but when he reacts it's now an issue and claim that he is not a loving God?

All the nonsense you did in the past week didnt he still wake you up this morning? If you like use your life as experiment when you dont utilise that period of Grace that God is still giving you now, in eternity you will want to have sense but by then it will be too late.

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Re: She Lusted After The Big Dicks And The Huge Load Of Cum! This Can’t Be The Bible by Daejumong(m): 9:48am On May 04
The loving and merciful God, Jesus presented to us , appears to be different from the Yahweh of the Jews in the Old Testament! I presume that’s why the Jews up till now do not acknowledge Jesus as the messiah and the Son of God ! If God acknowledged Jesus after the baptism by John as His son, then for the Jews to say otherwise probably means He is different from their Yahweh!

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Re: She Lusted After The Big Dicks And The Huge Load Of Cum! This Can’t Be The Bible by alpharoyalty: 10:08am On May 04
A proof that the early Egyptians were blacks.
Only black men have d!ck as big as a horse own . ..

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Re: She Lusted After The Big Dicks And The Huge Load Of Cum! This Can’t Be The Bible by alpharoyalty: 10:11am On May 04
Daejumong:
She lusted after men with huge Manhood! - Don’t allow your kids to read this portion of the Bible! So much erotic and gory things!

Ezekiel 23:20

20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses

What was Ezekiel fascinating about in writing like this?

Let’s dig deeper:

Ezekiel 23 is a long allegory about two sisters Ohola and Oholibah, representing Samaria and Jerusalem. Both of these sisters grew up to be prostitutes. Ohola was a prostitute for the Assyrians. God was so angry with her that he had the Assyrians kill her and take away her children.

Oholibah sees her sister’s death but does not stop her prostitution. In fact, she takes it one step further. She goes to the Babylonians and has sex with them. Disgusted by the Babylonians, she moves to the Egyptians. She decides to stay with the Egyptians because their joysticks are like donkey joysticks and their semen is like horse semen.

As uncomfortable as that image might make us, the rest of the story really disturbs me.

“Therefore, Oholibah, this is what the Sovereign LORD says: I will stir up your lovers against you, those you turned away from in disgust, and I will bring them against you from every side…They will come against you with fury…I will hand you over to them for punishment so they can do with you as they please…They will cut off your nose and ears. Your children will be taken and everything you own will be burned. They will strip you of your clothes and jewels – slaughtering by the sword! They will treat you with hatred and rob you of all you own, leaving you stark naked. This is your fault and your shame will be exposed to all the world. I will force you to drink from your sister’s cup of terror, filled to the brim with scorn and derision, distress and desolation. You will drink it all and smash the cup to pieces, plucking off your breasts in anguish. Yes, you will suffer the full penalty. Then you will know I am the LORD.”

Put yourself in the story. Imagine the scene. The blood-curdling screams as her ears were cut off without mercy. The pain and shame as she was endlessly gang raped by her enemies. Imagine being so desperate for your own death that you give in to the demands to rip off your own breasts with your bare hands. Imagine watching your own children being murdered with swords right in front of you.

Yes, this is an allegorical warning against turning away from God. But, I have to wonder if it is representative of how female prostitutes and adulterers were actually treated.

The loving and merciful God, Jesus presented to us , appears to be different from the Yahweh of the Jews in the Old Testament! I presume that’s why the Jews up till now do not acknowledge Jesus as the messiah and the Son of God ! If God acknowledged Jesus after the baptism by John as His son, then for the Jews to say otherwise probably means He is different from their Yahweh!

OPs, I think it was a metaphor to describe the lust of the children of Israel and the punishment that awaits them.

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Re: She Lusted After The Big Dicks And The Huge Load Of Cum! This Can’t Be The Bible by Rexymania(m): 10:21am On May 04
Na bible you dey talk like this? LoL
Re: She Lusted After The Big Dicks And The Huge Load Of Cum! This Can’t Be The Bible by Procashtips(m): 1:33pm On May 04
alpharoyalty:


OPs, I think it was a metaphor to describe the lust of the children of Israel and the punishment that awaits them.

Imaginations mostly stem from what you have seen in reality.

There's a difference between illusion and imagination.

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Re: She Lusted After The Big Dicks And The Huge Load Of Cum! This Can’t Be The Bible by LordIsaac(m): 1:33pm On May 04
King James Version always make Bible sound like Bible to a great degree!

Re: She Lusted After The Big Dicks And The Huge Load Of Cum! This Can’t Be The Bible by MrRichmond: 2:42pm On May 04
I remember reading this verse a long time ago.
Used to feel weird.

God is wonderful cheesy
Re: She Lusted After The Big Dicks And The Huge Load Of Cum! This Can’t Be The Bible by ShoeGetSize: 3:30pm On May 04
The parable of Oholah and Oholibah appears in the Bible in Ezekiel 23, where God uses the metaphor of two sisters to condemn his people for their unfaithfulness. Oholah is the older sister, representing Samaria, and Oholibah is the younger sister, representing Jerusalem. 

The 2 sisters Ohola and Oholibah are symbolically represented as wives of God who have defiled their marital obligations by becoming unfaithful to God.

Their unfaithfulness in the parable represents the real historical incident of the Isrealites abandoning the true God to worship the false gods of the Egyptians, the Philistines and the Babylonians.

In the parable, the Bible presents the unfaithfulness of Oholibah and Ohola as a form of prostitution and uses unusually strong and graphic language to symbolise the severity of God's disgust for their unfaithfulness towards Him.

In the New Testament as well, the Church is described as the Bride while Christ is the Bridegroom and Christians are expected to be faithful to Christ, in the same way that the Old Testament Isrealites and Jews were expected to be faithful to God.


Daejumong:
She lusted after men with huge Manhood! - Don’t allow your kids to read this portion of the Bible! So much erotic and gory things!

Ezekiel 23:20

20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses

What was Ezekiel fascinating about in writing like this?

Let’s dig deeper:

Ezekiel 23 is a long allegory about two sisters Ohola and Oholibah, representing Samaria and Jerusalem. Both of these sisters grew up to be prostitutes. Ohola was a prostitute for the Assyrians. God was so angry with her that he had the Assyrians kill her and take away her children.

Oholibah sees her sister’s death but does not stop her prostitution. In fact, she takes it one step further. She goes to the Babylonians and has sex with them. Disgusted by the Babylonians, she moves to the Egyptians. She decides to stay with the Egyptians because their joysticks are like donkey joysticks and their semen is like horse semen.

As uncomfortable as that image might make us, the rest of the story really disturbs me.

“Therefore, Oholibah, this is what the Sovereign LORD says: I will stir up your lovers against you, those you turned away from in disgust, and I will bring them against you from every side…They will come against you with fury…I will hand you over to them for punishment so they can do with you as they please…They will cut off your nose and ears. Your children will be taken and everything you own will be burned. They will strip you of your clothes and jewels – slaughtering by the sword! They will treat you with hatred and rob you of all you own, leaving you stark naked. This is your fault and your shame will be exposed to all the world. I will force you to drink from your sister’s cup of terror, filled to the brim with scorn and derision, distress and desolation. You will drink it all and smash the cup to pieces, plucking off your breasts in anguish. Yes, you will suffer the full penalty. Then you will know I am the LORD.”

Put yourself in the story. Imagine the scene. The blood-curdling screams as her ears were cut off without mercy. The pain and shame as she was endlessly gang raped by her enemies. Imagine being so desperate for your own death that you give in to the demands to rip off your own breasts with your bare hands. Imagine watching your own children being murdered with swords right in front of you.

Yes, this is an allegorical warning against turning away from God. But, I have to wonder if it is representative of how female prostitutes and adulterers were actually treated.

The loving and merciful God, Jesus presented to us , appears to be different from the Yahweh of the Jews in the Old Testament! I presume that’s why the Jews up till now do not acknowledge Jesus as the messiah and the Son of God ! If God acknowledged Jesus after the baptism by John as His son, then for the Jews to say otherwise probably means He is different from their Yahweh!
Re: She Lusted After The Big Dicks And The Huge Load Of Cum! This Can’t Be The Bible by FaithELEFAN(f): 3:38pm On May 04
alpharoyalty:
A proof that the early Egyptians were blacks.
Only black men have d!ck as big as a horse own . ..


This is true. I can attest to it

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Re: She Lusted After The Big Dicks And The Huge Load Of Cum! This Can’t Be The Bible by Bintabisiriyu2: 4:37pm On May 04
We all can clearly see that Bible is a shameful book of lies written by lunatics and perverts

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Re: She Lusted After The Big Dicks And The Huge Load Of Cum! This Can’t Be The Bible by Gadafii: 5:06pm On May 04
Bible was written by some poets whom might have smoked some grasses and started writing some stuff from their imagination


If not why would the Bible God punished onan from withdrawing from his deceased brothers wife because he didn't want her to get pregnant by him and the babies carry the brother's name

The same Bible God rewarded onan father when he slept with the same lady who disguised as a prostitute

Gave him lots of land and what not, when you ask these type of questions they will tell you need the holy Spirit to understand the Bible 🫤🫣

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Re: She Lusted After The Big Dicks And The Huge Load Of Cum! This Can’t Be The Bible by Rahkman: 6:11pm On May 04
Why is God always concerned about the terrestrial on earth why is he not concerned about other planets like Venus or Pluto, why is he so focused on earth in a whole billion galaxy, he wants the terrestrial on earth to accept his son died for us or he will burn our souls forever grin grin, just imagining threatening some little organisms that you are obviously powerful than to accept that ur son died for them or you will torment them forever that's bullying, that's not something to be worshipped, that's a narcissist
Re: She Lusted After The Big Dicks And The Huge Load Of Cum! This Can’t Be The Bible by Rahkman: 6:15pm On May 04
Gadafii:
Bible was written by some poets whom might have smoked some grasses and started writing some stuff from their imagination


If not why would the Bible God punished onan from withdrawing from his deceased brothers wife because he didn't want her to get pregnant by him and the babies carry the brother's name

The same Bible God rewarded onan father when he slept with the same lady who disguised as a prostitute

Gave him lots of land and what not, when you ask these type of questions they will tell you need the holy Spirit to understand the Bible 🫤🫣
the idea of Bible and religion,is to create decorum and morality in the society, even though people like you and I know it's hogwash and there nothing like God or devil, but you cannot play down the importance of religion in a modern society, there will be break down of rule and order and total chaos if religion does not exist to tame down those animalistic instincts humans have
Re: She Lusted After The Big Dicks And The Huge Load Of Cum! This Can’t Be The Bible by ComputerOperato: 7:26pm On May 04
Gadafii:
Bible was written by some poets whom might have smoked some grasses and started writing some stuff from their imagination


If not why would the Bible God punished onan from withdrawing from his deceased brothers wife because he didn't want her to get pregnant by him and the babies carry the brother's name

The same Bible God rewarded onan father when he slept with the same lady who disguised as a prostitute

Gave him lots of land and what not, when you ask these type of questions they will tell you need the holy Spirit to understand the Bible 🫤🫣

There's more to that passage I think.
At that point, Onan was the heir.
Onan withdrew because any child from that union will automatically become that of his dead brother who (the child/son) may be regarded as the heir.
Onan doesn't want that. He was just enjoying while practicing withdrawal.


About the topic, you guys brought/read different versions of the Bible that uses some strange/inappropriate words.
Read the same verse in KJV and see the difference.
Nuff said.
Re: She Lusted After The Big Dicks And The Huge Load Of Cum! This Can’t Be The Bible by Gadafii: 7:42pm On May 04
ComputerOperato:


There's more to that passage I think.
At that point, Onan was the heir.
Onan withdrew because any child from that union will automatically become that of his dead brother who (the child/son) may be regarded as the heir.
Onan doesn't want that. He was just enjoying while practicing withdrawal.


About the topic, you guys brought/read different versions of the Bible that uses some strange/inappropriate words.
Read the same verse in KJV and see the difference.
Nuff said.
then onan was punished by the Bible but his father that slept with the same daughter inlaw thinking she was a prostitutes cos she disguised was rewarded with plots of land by this same Bible God

How does this make sense is what I am interested in

There are several of these many absurd stories in the Bible, sexually explicit or cruel or gruesome description of murder, rape, arson etc
Re: She Lusted After The Big Dicks And The Huge Load Of Cum! This Can’t Be The Bible by ObalendeCMS: 8:13pm On May 04
Rahkman:
Why is God always concerned about the terrestrial on earth why is he not concerned about other planets like Venus or Pluto, why is he so focused on earth in a whole billion galaxy, he wants the terrestrial on earth to accept his son died for us or he will burn our souls forever grin grin, just imagining threatening some little organisms that you are obviously powerful than to accept that ur son died for them or you will torment them forever that's bullying, that's not something to be worshipped, that's a narcissist

The bible god sound like a narcissist!
Re: She Lusted After The Big Dicks And The Huge Load Of Cum! This Can’t Be The Bible by Natbrowny: 9:11pm On May 04
Whoever inspired that write up can't be God


So many gory descriptions.
Re: She Lusted After The Big Dicks And The Huge Load Of Cum! This Can’t Be The Bible by Everyday247: 9:21pm On May 04
This thread is in the wrong section na
Re: She Lusted After The Big Dicks And The Huge Load Of Cum! This Can’t Be The Bible by killsmith(f): 9:21pm On May 04
Daejumong:
The loving and merciful God, Jesus presented to us , appears to be different from the Yahweh of the Jews in the Old Testament! I presume that’s why the Jews up till now do not acknowledge Jesus as the messiah and the Son of God ! If God acknowledged Jesus after the baptism by John as His son, then for the Jews to say otherwise probably means He is different from their Yahweh!
God of the old testament is yaldaboath creator of the material world, a bloodthirsty sadistic being who constantly demand sacrifice and war cos he loves blood. He built this physical world to trap souls. God of the new testament is Sophia, God of love and wisdom.
Two different gods.
Re: She Lusted After The Big Dicks And The Huge Load Of Cum! This Can’t Be The Bible by Samakus(m): 10:09pm On May 04
No be today women begin love big dvcks cheesy

As a man, if your gbola is atleast 7.5 inches, strong and lasts, you're a KING mpa cheesy. No only nymphomaniac or someone possessed fit cheat on you
Re: She Lusted After The Big Dicks And The Huge Load Of Cum! This Can’t Be The Bible by taiwiki(m): 6:22am On May 05
Lemos14:


You so called atheists trying to make Christianity or Christian's look bad is stale and outdated.

The reason why you want to fool yourselves into delusions to believe that there is no God is so that you can live anyhow without being accountable. As you are now are you not miserable? When God gives commandments it's for your own good but no this generation wants to claim woke. When God tells you not to do something and you keep doing it theres no issue but when he reacts it's now an issue and claim that he is not a loving God?

All the nonsense you did in the past week didnt he still wake you up this morning? If you like use your life as experiment when you dont utilise that period of Grace that God is still giving you now, in eternity you will want to have sense but by then it will be too late.

But you guys do the same to islam and quran over and over again. Yet quran does not have things like this.
Re: She Lusted After The Big Dicks And The Huge Load Of Cum! This Can’t Be The Bible by Spy360(m): 7:51am On May 05
Like you said it was an allegory told by Ezekiel to the Jews just like how your mum tells you scary stories to stop you from doing evil.
Re: She Lusted After The Big Dicks And The Huge Load Of Cum! This Can’t Be The Bible by superCleanworks(m): 12:49pm On May 05
Na wah
Re: She Lusted After The Big Dicks And The Huge Load Of Cum! This Can’t Be The Bible by StillDtruth: 2:56pm On May 05
alpharoyalty:


OPs, I think it was a metaphor to describe the lust of the children of Israel and the punishment that awaits them.

Op did not go to school

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