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Martin Neumaier: German Politician Licking Toilet Seat & Smearing Poo by ShoeGetSize: 12:13pm On May 17
Politician licks public toilet seats then creates poo moustache to imitate Hitler

A sick German political hopeful has been filmed licking a urinal, a seated toilet and smearing human faeces all over his body.

Martin Neumaier was filmed taking part in what he described as a punishment, which showed him role-playing as murderous Nazi leader Adolf Hitler but using human poo as a moustache. The video was self-filmed, and allegedly done in a public toilet of a train station, and shows him basically making out with a silver urinal.

He then walks over to a cubical and does the same thing to the open-seated toilet – and we're sorry to tell you this, but he then licks the clearly used toilet brush. It went viral, only for all traces of it to be removed from social media shortly afterwards.

However, in an even more disgusting update, a new image of the man emerged earlier today showing him covered head-to-toe in what appears to be his own poo . . . while naked.

And to make it so much more worse, there's another video of him pleasuring himself with a intimacy gadget while singing the Nazi national anthem “Deutschland, Deutschland, über alles!"

The sick bloke is the Free Democratic Party's candidate for the Ostalb district. Nobody has any idea how the footage was made public, and the bloke has yet to comment on what on Earth he was doing it for.

The Daily Star reached out (and apologised at the same time) to medical expert Dr Gareth Nye to find out how bad the impact of doing what the man has done is.

He said: "Toilets, especially public ones, are not something I would ever recommend someone licking. This goes even more for toilet brushes and other related tools. Good news for this person is they are extremely unlikely to pick up many STIs from this activity with viral based STIs not surviving more than a few seconds on a surface like a toilet seat.

"It wouldn't be likely to die from doing this activity, but you are certainly going to be quite unwell and likely have some nasty GI problems like diarrhoea."

And another medical expert, who didn't want to be named given the grotesque nature of the story, told us: "Rubbing literal poo is going to give you a rash because it’s dry and irritant, which will be painful. It can put you at risk of developing candida which is a fungus bacteria and can be painful to treat.

A spokesman for the FDP said: “We have decided to end support for the candidate in question with immediate effect. In order to fully investigate the incident and impose appropriate sanctions, we have initiated party regulatory proceedings with the aim of expelling you from the party. We are committed to transparency as this investigation progresses and will provide regular updates on our progress.”

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/wannabe-politician-kills-career-sick-32826343?int_source=amp_continue_reading&int_medium=amp&int_campaign=continue_reading_button#amp-readmore-target

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Re: Martin Neumaier: German Politician Licking Toilet Seat & Smearing Poo by salin: 12:15pm On May 17
demons Also possesses. They fit make my out go out of your mind

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Re: Martin Neumaier: German Politician Licking Toilet Seat & Smearing Poo by BigBlackPreek(m): 12:15pm On May 17
In Dj Khaled's voice"Another one" 😂

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Re: Martin Neumaier: German Politician Licking Toilet Seat & Smearing Poo by Uprightness100(m): 12:19pm On May 17
When you block your Ears from Hearing the Gospel of JESUS Christ or you turn your back on JESUS Christ, What Follows and becomes of you are things that even you cannot explain

Romans 1:28
And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient

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Re: Martin Neumaier: German Politician Licking Toilet Seat & Smearing Poo by Wawelexy(m): 12:22pm On May 17
Irritating cry please add graphics

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Re: Martin Neumaier: German Politician Licking Toilet Seat & Smearing Poo by Wawelexy(m): 12:27pm On May 17
I feel like throwing up on his behalf....

If only karma can make this kind of punishment a reward for all the bad politicians in our country, in less than 5 years, Nigeria will be the greatest in Africa.

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Re: Martin Neumaier: German Politician Licking Toilet Seat & Smearing Poo by tuzeriouz(m): 12:47pm On May 17
Tufiakwa! Imagine that brush is enmeshed with fecal matter?

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Re: Martin Neumaier: German Politician Licking Toilet Seat & Smearing Poo by koffi1995: 2:18pm On May 17
The yahoo boys who eat excreta for money ritual have a new challenger...

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Re: Martin Neumaier: German Politician Licking Toilet Seat & Smearing Poo by kmaster007: 4:28pm On May 17
Dis one on Colo's

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Re: Martin Neumaier: German Politician Licking Toilet Seat & Smearing Poo by Holiness2100: 7:58pm On May 17
Nlfpmod
Re: Martin Neumaier: German Politician Licking Toilet Seat & Smearing Poo by Voice12(m): 9:26pm On May 17
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Re: Martin Neumaier: German Politician Licking Toilet Seat & Smearing Poo by ValCon888: 9:27pm On May 17
Mad people everywhere.
Re: Martin Neumaier: German Politician Licking Toilet Seat & Smearing Poo by scholes23(m): 9:27pm On May 17
Cravings
Re: Martin Neumaier: German Politician Licking Toilet Seat & Smearing Poo by Mindlog: 9:28pm On May 17
Na Yabaleft.
Re: Martin Neumaier: German Politician Licking Toilet Seat & Smearing Poo by illicit(m): 9:28pm On May 17
That's the same illness Hitler had

🤕
Re: Martin Neumaier: German Politician Licking Toilet Seat & Smearing Poo by Smartcitizen: 9:28pm On May 17
Hmmm!

Oyibo people are stupid sincerely speaking.
Re: Martin Neumaier: German Politician Licking Toilet Seat & Smearing Poo by bjayx: 9:28pm On May 17
That's his problem
Any link on usyk n fury boxing match. Pls quote me

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Re: Martin Neumaier: German Politician Licking Toilet Seat & Smearing Poo by Holluwhakemmy(f): 9:29pm On May 17
Madness and stupidity

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Re: Martin Neumaier: German Politician Licking Toilet Seat & Smearing Poo by Jamie248: 9:29pm On May 17

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Re: Martin Neumaier: German Politician Licking Toilet Seat & Smearing Poo by Goodman247: 9:30pm On May 17
Demon possessed man

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Re: Martin Neumaier: German Politician Licking Toilet Seat & Smearing Poo by Bodydiialect57: 9:31pm On May 17
His mind has been taken over by foul spirits.

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Re: Martin Neumaier: German Politician Licking Toilet Seat & Smearing Poo by jmoore(m): 9:31pm On May 17
He was born that way like the homosexuals.

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Re: Martin Neumaier: German Politician Licking Toilet Seat & Smearing Poo by LexngtonSteele: 9:31pm On May 17
shocked

The full extent of human madness or stupidity can't be estimated.

I saw one guy screwing his own ass with nozzle of petrol station in broad daylight shocked
Re: Martin Neumaier: German Politician Licking Toilet Seat & Smearing Poo by Beverlyjean(f): 9:31pm On May 17
These are the sick politicians that make decisions like LGBTA, transgender stupid divorce laws... people that are meant to be in psychiatric wards are busy making decisions

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Re: Martin Neumaier: German Politician Licking Toilet Seat & Smearing Poo by Racoon(m): 9:31pm On May 17
sad What the fuckery is this for goodness sake?

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Re: Martin Neumaier: German Politician Licking Toilet Seat & Smearing Poo by Emyogalanya: 9:31pm On May 17
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Re: Martin Neumaier: German Politician Licking Toilet Seat & Smearing Poo by Curious345: 9:32pm On May 17
Fetish .. lol

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Re: Martin Neumaier: German Politician Licking Toilet Seat & Smearing Poo by Emdebby2: 9:32pm On May 17
Many are mad few are roaming.

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Re: Martin Neumaier: German Politician Licking Toilet Seat & Smearing Poo by Theoarhics: 9:33pm On May 17
No be everybody normal before... I'm not surprised
Re: Martin Neumaier: German Politician Licking Toilet Seat & Smearing Poo by 1stgenSCAMM: 9:33pm On May 17
UTTERLY USELESS western degenerates are doomed

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Re: Martin Neumaier: German Politician Licking Toilet Seat & Smearing Poo by ComeToJesus: 9:33pm On May 17
Some sorta fetish..




This planet is housing a lot of people who have gone bananas but act decent when not in the closet.

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