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Yes, from a nairaland dealer

Hey everyone! I've been goin through the various threads on cotonou deals, and some prices look ok while some look somehow, and i've heard of stories where people were duped of their hard-earned money and recieved cars of low value. Also, considering some other stories that cotonou deals are risky and all that. So, i want to find out if anyone here has successfully bought a car from cotonou, and who was the dealer you used?

Wear my nigerian jersey and drive round shouting "NAIJA!!!!"

I cnt jump into conclusions bt to me they are fake....dere was a particular session i wz watchin, and dere was a man who according to dem had a demon, he prayed n casted bt nthin hapnd, so he went ova to anoda person. In d course of tryn to deliver dis oda person, i saw d 1st person laughn n talkn wit sum1 else n of cos, he was actn lyk a normal person....afta dat, d 1st came bck n asked to b delivered, does a demon ask for deliverance?

Hey, good job you're doing. I need the prices for the following:
2002 nissan xterra
2002 nissan pathfinder
2004 mitsubishi endeavour

If you've ever been pranked/if you've pranked someone, pls share it here....i'll start:
this occured abt 3yrs ago, my frnds had paid sum guys to act as robbers n prank me...i was walking home, and these guys came and stood in my way, i was scared wen i saw dem cos they kinda had some muscles...they dragged me to one uncompleted building, and brought out a toy gun (i thot it was a real one tho), and told me to lie flat, by nw i was already begging them nt to kill me, and dey told me to gv dem my phone...a phone dat i jst bought with my hard-earned money o....i gave it to dem without delay, dey even took my laptop n the money i had with me and they left...i hurried to one call center, and i called dese frnds o...nt knwin dey were responsible for it. Dey told me to meet dem somewhere....wen i got dere afta abt 20mins of trekking...imagine! I met dem sittin n usin a fone, i thot twas theirs....n i started lamenting n even started crying, dey were nt evn interested bt were jst laughing....i was nw lyk 'is it funi? Dnt wori...one day, it will happen to you' dey were still laughin, i thot twas sumtin dat dey were luking at in d fone, so i went nearer to take a peep...lo n behold, i discovered twas my phone! Dey later told me abt d prank n all dat, nd returned d remaining items.

What the evil?! Most time nannies are so so wicked, how can one slap a 5-month old child?? These days, it aint safe having nannies again...i heard a story of one here in Nigeria, a male nanny though, who would ejaculate into the baby's feeding bottle, and that's what he gives the baby - sperm!!
That's wickedness at its peak!!

Anyway, moving on....mine occured quite recently, i had parked my fx35 on the road and along came a mad woman who didn't look like one, i saw her from afar and with the way she was acting, i thought she was just angry with someone. But she just approached me and grabbed my collar and started shouting...you are the cause of my madness, you wicked man! You used me so that you can buy jeep....people had already crowded us, what a scene! Some guys held her back and dragged her away, and i just stood there shocked and speechless. Btw...i havn't met this woman before o

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white mosquito: Guy u sef. Lol. We see am but we just trowey face. Must u talk?

lol.. ehe na. If he has no embarassing moment, he should be quiet o

Alabiojoski: Embarass is embarass whe u feel u re embarased. I've never be embarrased. Gheto boy boy to bad

what the english are you saying??

KK

HAHAHAHA....the battle is not to the strong, neither is the race to the swift, the horse is prepared for battle but victory comes from the Lord. Ivory Coast with all their threats and big mouth have still lost the match. NAIJA FOR LIFE!!!!!

Hmmm... Wat are ur payment options nd how will it b delivered?

Hw much can i get a nokia N8?