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Interviewer: There are two main rules for our company to select you.
Applicant: What is it sir?.
Interviewer: Our second rule is Cleanliness, did you wipe
your feet on the mat near the door before coming in?.
Applicant: Yes sir!
Interviewer: Our First rule is trustworthiness, and for
your information there isn't any mat near the Door

If I was the applicant, I would say; Mr interviewer, that means you are not trustworthy and honest. There was no mat there and you asked me whether I dusted my shoes there.

chai.........smarto

joerux60: Interviewer: There are two main rules for our company to select you.
Applicant: What is it sir?.
Interviewer: Our second rule is Cleanliness, did you wipe
your feet on the mat near the door before coming in?.
Applicant: Yes sir!
Interviewer: Our First rule is trustworthiness, and for
your information there isn't any mat near the Door

Uhmmm, Nice 'lil' joke!

LWKMD!

thanx guys, lets try this one;

A delivery man went 2 deliver some goods at a hospital for the mad, then he had a flat tyre there .
As he was changing the tyre he lost all the nuts in a drain & he sat down beside his truck trying 2 think what 2 do.
Then a mad man came along & asked: 'what’s the problem my friend?’
‘all my nuts have dropped into the drain’, replied the delivery man.
Madman... ‘So you are stranded?
Delivery man... ‘Yah I don’t know what to do.’
Madman.... ‘remove one nut from each of the other wheels and then you can at least
reach the next autoshop and buy nuts.’
Delivery man... ‘Thanx collegue that's a gud idea, how come u are here yet u seem 2 be clever?’
Madman... ‘Being mad and being stupid are 2 different things’.

^^^^^Good!

plants chatroom

the mushroom said ; i am similar to an umbrella.
the avocado said ; i am similar to the head of a human being.
the banana said ; na ja you guys have nothing to say

plants too dey chat?