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Interview! by joerux60: 8:36pm On Jul 26, 2012 |
Interviewer: There are two main rules for our company to select you. Applicant: What is it sir?. Interviewer: Our second rule is Cleanliness, did you wipe your feet on the mat near the door before coming in?. Applicant: Yes sir! Interviewer: Our First rule is trustworthiness, and for your information there isn't any mat near the Door 1 Like |
Re: Interview! by 234GT(m): 8:53pm On Jul 26, 2012 |
If I was the applicant, I would say; Mr interviewer, that means you are not trustworthy and honest. There was no mat there and you asked me whether I dusted my shoes there. |
Re: Interview! by toygod2: 3:42am On Jul 27, 2012 |
chai.........smarto |
Re: Interview! by gulfer: 9:55am On Jul 27, 2012 |
joerux60:Uhmmm, Nice 'lil' joke! |
Re: Interview! by mikerob116(m): 10:15am On Jul 27, 2012 |
LWKMD! |
Re: Interview! by joerux60: 5:10pm On Jul 27, 2012 |
thanx guys, lets try this one; A delivery man went 2 deliver some goods at a hospital for the mad, then he had a flat tyre there . As he was changing the tyre he lost all the nuts in a drain & he sat down beside his truck trying 2 think what 2 do. Then a mad man came along & asked: 'what’s the problem my friend?’ ‘all my nuts have dropped into the drain’, replied the delivery man. Madman... ‘So you are stranded? Delivery man... ‘Yah I don’t know what to do.’ Madman.... ‘remove one nut from each of the other wheels and then you can at least reach the next autoshop and buy nuts.’ Delivery man... ‘Thanx collegue that's a gud idea, how come u are here yet u seem 2 be clever?’ Madman... ‘Being mad and being stupid are 2 different things’. |
Re: Interview! by gulfer: 6:13pm On Jul 27, 2012 |
^^^^^Good! |
Re: Interview! by joerux60: 8:51pm On Jul 27, 2012 |
plants chatroom the mushroom said ; i am similar to an umbrella. the avocado said ; i am similar to the head of a human being. the banana said ; na ja you guys have nothing to say |
Re: Interview! by toygod2: 2:15am On Jul 29, 2012 |
plants too dey chat? |
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