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The Three Most Difficult Changes! by spikelord(m): 4:13pm On Apr 07, 2006 |
An Hausa,Yoruba and Ibo folks to know what they would rather change in the bible if they were given the chance. The Hausa man said: "Walahi, the adulteress Jesus asked to go should have been stoned fa!" The Ibo man replied: "NNA, I can't understand why Judas returned the money after selling Jesus. In short, he is not a good business man." The Yoruba man retorted: Jesus should have waited just one more day before raising Lazarus from the dead. We had already paid for the ASO -EBI. At least he should have allowed us enjoy the OWAMBE before performing his miracle |
Re: The Three Most Difficult Changes! by diddy4(m): 7:42pm On Apr 07, 2006 |
;d |
Re: The Three Most Difficult Changes! by spikelord(m): 8:20pm On Apr 07, 2006 |
Haha! |
Re: The Three Most Difficult Changes! by Oracle(m): 12:57am On Apr 10, 2006 |
if i get to Jesus i'll tell him the complaints of the three guys to see if he can reconsider |
Re: The Three Most Difficult Changes! by micklplus(m): 9:04am On Apr 12, 2006 |
oh lawd ! this people again nice one up there. very funny indeed cheers |
Re: The Three Most Difficult Changes! by LaViva2: 5:10pm On Apr 12, 2006 |
[size=8pt]Fantastic!!! Funniest joke I've heard (read) in ages. I'll certainly ask Julius Agwu and his cronies to come tke lessons from you, D |
Re: The Three Most Difficult Changes! by Free(f): 5:53pm On Apr 12, 2006 |
Re: The Three Most Difficult Changes! by Rhodalyn(f): 7:25pm On Apr 12, 2006 |
Re: The Three Most Difficult Changes! by ellizendo(m): 7:57pm On Apr 12, 2006 |
that was cool, check this one out,a yoruba,an igbo and a warri boy was called after jesus turn water in wine to speak what on their mind about the miracle,the yoruba come out and said iJesus so u want to tell me u can turn water in to wine let me leave b/4 ur turn me into something else and the yoruba man ran away,then next is the igbo man comes out and said una Jesus since u can turn water into wine let me take u to my swimming pool so that u can it into wine and i can be selling from the pool and Jesus reply to him what will it profit a man if he gain the whole world and loses his soul ,the igbo man was so ashame and he left,next come the warri boy and he said ,so bros Jees u can turnwater into wine eh well let me test it first and he deep his finger into it and tasted it ,as soon as it touch his lip he shouted dawn it this is not wine i was expecting some thing like porch or brandy, Jesus was so surprise and he left |
Re: The Three Most Difficult Changes! by spikelord(m): 1:15am On Apr 13, 2006 |
That guy na Asawana boy hen |
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