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Junior's earth science class teacher was teaching "map reading". After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes she asked, "suppose I asked you to meet me for luch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude?"

After a confused silence, Junior volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone"

i guess so too.

na so!

Well the teacher does not really have to eat alone especially if the restaurant is a Brazilian restaurant like Chirakus at Lagoon Restaurant in VI where they serve that tasty beef and sea food. All junior has to do is to get a GPS receiever and enter the coordinate into it and he is guarded to the rendevouz. The era of tedious map reading using thread and stuff to measure roads or rivers has gone with the dinasaurs. Now, map reading today is  a delight using computers. If Junior is an IT savvy chap, chances are there that he must have heard about www.mapquest.com, yahoo map.,Google Earth or our very Nigerian version  www.ceaser-web.com where one can get driving direction from point A to anywhere. The only problem i envisage is NEPA. Does junior have electricity to power the computer before getting on the internet? But something tells me that junior is not in Nigeria because no Nigerian teacher will invite any junior student to a restuarant

Tell junior that STL has the coordinate of all his favourite restaurants like Mr Biggs, Tanterlizers, Tastee, Sweet Sensation etc, in Lagos, Abuja, Porharcourt, Ibadan, Onitsha and Kano as a matter of fact, we are inluding below the map showing Mr Biggs outlet in Lagos. For more information,junior can contact:


nthony Lawrence
Spatial Technologies Ltd
+234 18533497 (Lagos)
+442085338338 (London)
info@spatialtechnologiesltd.com
www.spatialtechnologiesltd.com

Hmmm, nice joke nd educative comment bt seriously, Isnt der an advert column?