A woman was having sex with her lover in her apartment, 20 storeys high 

Suddenly she heard her husband arrive.  She told her lover, "stay like a statue and don't move."

Husband: "Who is this?"

Wife: "This is a robot I bought to have sex with when u r travelling".

Husband: "Ok let's have sex now"

Wife: "No sweetheart , yesterday I got my period.  So I will go & make a cup of coffee 4 u".

After she left the husband said "Damn it I'm so Hot, I will Bleep this robot!"

He tried fucking.

The lover started talking in a metallic, robotic way:
"SYSTEM ERROR!
WRONG HOLE!  SYSTEM ERROR!
WRONG HOLE".

Husband: "Damn!  robot is not working properly.  I'm throwing it out of the window".

The lover realised that he was on the 20th floor so he said:

"SOFTWARE UPDATED"
PLEASE TRY AGAIN !!!:/ LWKMD oooo=D =)) =))

Nice one