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| System Error by sollygirl(op): 4:55pm On Aug 09, 2012 |
A woman was having sex with her lover in her apartment, 20 storeys high Suddenly she heard her husband arrive. She told her lover, "stay like a statue and don't move." Husband: "Who is this?" Wife: "This is a robot I bought to have sex with when u r travelling". Husband: "Ok let's have sex now" Wife: "No sweetheart , yesterday I got my period. So I will go & make a cup of coffee 4 u". After she left the husband said "Damn it I'm so Hot, I will Bleep this robot!" He tried fucking. The lover started talking in a metallic, robotic way: "SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE! SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE". Husband: "Damn! robot is not working properly. I'm throwing it out of the window". The lover realised that he was on the 20th floor so he said: "SOFTWARE UPDATED" PLEASE TRY AGAIN !!!:/ LWKMD oooo=D =)) =)) |
| Re: System Error by adegadedamola: 2:02pm On Aug 19, 2012 |
Nice one |
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