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| Hostages by MP007(op): 10:26am On Dec 21, 2007 |
driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on? The man responded "Militants have kidnapped, OBJ, IBB, Atiku, Buhari, Tony Anenih, Ahmadu Ali, Dariye, Nnamani, Odili, Ibrahim Mantu, Tinubu, Kalu, Ibori and Igbinedion. They're asking for a $500 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. So, we're going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "How much is everyone contributing, on the average?" The man responded "About a litre of petrol and a stick of matches." |
| Re: Hostages by Migines(m): 10:28am On Dec 21, 2007 |
It will be silly if i typed "lol" c0z i've seenit nd it waz damn hilarious. |
| Re: Hostages by wealthyman(m): 11:27am On Dec 21, 2007 |
abeg,i have 50litres to offer,and gas too,please if they need explosives i fit organise some |
| Re: Hostages by clemcykul(f): 12:47pm On Dec 21, 2007 |
i have the dynamite used in bombing world trade centre  |
| Re: Hostages by sholashola: 5:07pm On Dec 22, 2007 |
love to donate too |
| Re: Hostages by saucekid(m): 5:08pm On Dec 22, 2007 |
will nuke warheads be okay |
| Re: Hostages by Migines(m): 5:18pm On Dec 22, 2007 |
Why u like war lyk dis? |
| Re: Hostages by saucekid(m): 5:57pm On Dec 22, 2007 |
comes with the territory |
