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Who Do You Think You Are? by specialman: 9:17pm On Apr 09, 2006
There is this boy who can't speak good english but he understands.One day, his teacher said to him,Johnny by tommorow morning, make sure u learn 3 words we can use in a conversation.
On his way, he heard some guys arguing and one of them said "shut up"! He registered that in his mind.
When he got home, he was watching a guiness advert, and heard someone say "Micheal Power".
He heard his father say to his mother "ladies first" on thier way out of the house.
When he got to school the next morning, the following conversation took place between him and his teacher;

Teacher: Johnny, what have u learnt so far?

Johnny: shut up!

Teacher: who do u think you are to tell me shut up?

Johnny: Micheal Power

Teacher: Alright, get out of my class

Johnny: Ladies first!!!!!!
Re: Who Do You Think You Are? by Babybee(f): 9:21pm On Apr 09, 2006
Gosh, that was cheesy wink
Re: Who Do You Think You Are? by diddy4(m): 9:23pm On Apr 09, 2006
what the hell? that will prolly make the teacher change her mind about learning words. nice one. grin grin grin grin
Re: Who Do You Think You Are? by hotangel2(f): 1:27am On Apr 10, 2006
cheesy cheesy cheesy awesome.
Re: Who Do You Think You Are? by Oracle(m): 3:33am On Apr 11, 2006
ooops cheesy cheesy
Re: Who Do You Think You Are? by gentleaura(m): 6:32am On Apr 11, 2006
Well who is the kid to be blamed? that was what the teacher ordered and she got served well enough
Re: Who Do You Think You Are? by micklplus(m): 10:17am On Apr 11, 2006
This little johnny and his ways !
Nice one there cheesy
Re: Who Do You Think You Are? by spikelord(m): 10:40am On Apr 15, 2006
Haha, Serves her right!
Re: Who Do You Think You Are? by Z4M4eva(f): 10:44am On Apr 15, 2006
l.o.l. very funny. cheesy

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