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10 Differences Between You And Your Boss by Valiantvaliant(m): 1:30pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
1. When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time he is thorough. 2. When you dont do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy. 3. When you make a mistake, you're an id.i.ot. When your boss makes a mistake, he is only human. 4. When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority. When your boss does it, that's initiative. 5. When you take a stand you're being bull-headed, when your boss does it, that's initiative. 6. When you overlook a rule of etiquette, you're being rude. When your boss skips a few rules he's being original. 7. When you please your boss, you're apple polishing. When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative. 8. When you're out of the office, you're wandering around. When your boss is out of the office he's on business. 9. When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick. When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill. 10. When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview. When your boss applies for leave, its because he's overworked. http://www.anvari.org/fun/Job/Differences_Between_You_and_Your_Boss.html 28 Likes |
Re: 10 Differences Between You And Your Boss by swtchicgurl: 1:53pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
Nice! agree with 1,2,3,4,5 and 10 1 Like |
Re: 10 Differences Between You And Your Boss by Xymc1(m): 2:08pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
Quite true |
Re: 10 Differences Between You And Your Boss by Valiantvaliant(m): 9:43pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
Ok. I Guess there are not many workers in this section |
Re: 10 Differences Between You And Your Boss by Acidosis(m): 10:13pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
When you "fight "a customer, you are stu.pid and rude. When boss "fights" his/her customer, "oga no mind them, na so all these our customers dey do.." 6 Likes |
Re: 10 Differences Between You And Your Boss by charlsecy4(m): 10:15pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
The boss is really a god!!! |
Re: 10 Differences Between You And Your Boss by HonSuQMaDIQ(m): 10:28pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
Never had a boss, and never will have. 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Differences Between You And Your Boss by Obinoscopy(m): 10:30pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
Career section! |
Re: 10 Differences Between You And Your Boss by Nobody: 10:31pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
When she tries to be b'i'tchy and just cool When I try to please her she becomes snubbish When I become a good girl she starts suspecting me Damn! That woman is something else! 1 Like |
Re: 10 Differences Between You And Your Boss by Nobody: 10:37pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
It`s cool to be the Boss ehn! |
Re: 10 Differences Between You And Your Boss by olivia19(f): 10:48pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
Valiantvaliant: 1. When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time he is thorough.u are right. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Differences Between You And Your Boss by kemiola89(f): 10:53pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
So true! Attitude of some boss can be somewhat annoying. |
Re: 10 Differences Between You And Your Boss by HonSuQMaDIQ(m): 10:59pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
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Re: 10 Differences Between You And Your Boss by vislabraye(m): 11:02pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
Very very true. Especially 1 and 4. I have been in a situation when I had to mark scripts (maths,physics,fmaths,comp. Sci) for nine different classes. I was asked to solve the question and prepare the marking guide. In addition to that I was supposed to teach. I was also compiling registar and students results. When I couldn't make it on time they said I was slow and unserious. Its good to be the boss anyway. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Differences Between You And Your Boss by Nobody: 11:02pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
Stop the copy and paste www.anvari.org/fun/Job/Differences_Between_You_and_Your_Boss.html |
Re: 10 Differences Between You And Your Boss by alphaconde(m): 11:03pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
Your bosses must be really fo.olish if this what they do |
Re: 10 Differences Between You And Your Boss by vislabraye(m): 11:08pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
berem: When she tries to be b'i'tchy and just cool The female boss can be ruthless at times. Not just to their fellow females but male workers inclusive. Some go to the extreme of even heaping insults on others. Some male bosses can also be problematic. They want to bully their fellow male or harass the female workers. All in all every job has its challenge. |
Re: 10 Differences Between You And Your Boss by Valiantvaliant(m): 11:10pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
hornipipe: Stop the copy and pasteit was not posted on nairaland (complete). You knew it and didn't share. Someone does it and you have the impetus to rant about, what insolence! 4 Likes |
Re: 10 Differences Between You And Your Boss by OkikiOluwa1(m): 11:12pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
Chuckles! It's nice to be a boss. When I have my own company, this is going to be that great difference between me & my staff. I ll pay the salaries, not them. FMJ! |
Re: 10 Differences Between You And Your Boss by Nobody: 11:13pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
Valiantvaliant: Ok. I Guess there are not many workers in this section No, more like too many dunderheaded employees on nairaland, most bosses aren't nerds who fritter away time here. |
Re: 10 Differences Between You And Your Boss by executiveson(m): 11:14pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
@O.P quite true but... THREAD CLOSED! |
Re: 10 Differences Between You And Your Boss by tellwisdom: 11:14pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
berem: When she tries to be b'i'tchy and just cool You don begin smoke aby??..Na hw ur madam dey treat u dem sey make u come tell us fr here?? |
Re: 10 Differences Between You And Your Boss by Nobody: 11:15pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
berem: When she tries to be b'i' tchy and just coolhuh?dis doesn't go with d thread |
Re: 10 Differences Between You And Your Boss by Nobody: 11:17pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
tellwisdom:@tellwisdom..thank u oo,help me ask her |
Re: 10 Differences Between You And Your Boss by yohannazack(m): 11:18pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
A pretty piece there. |
Re: 10 Differences Between You And Your Boss by Nobody: 11:20pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
Valiantvaliant: it was not posted on nairaland (complete). You knew it and didn't share. Someone does it and you have the impetus to rant about, what insolence!
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Re: 10 Differences Between You And Your Boss by folahann(m): 11:26pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
reality |
Re: 10 Differences Between You And Your Boss by Nobody: 11:35pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
Be your own Boss Be your own Boss Be your own Boss |
Re: 10 Differences Between You And Your Boss by Nobody: 11:47pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
Thats true, but some times I try not to be a god to my employees, but it seems most of them deserve to be pushed hard. But all in all Bosses are only human. |
Re: 10 Differences Between You And Your Boss by Temismith(f): 11:56pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
Ok |
Re: 10 Differences Between You And Your Boss by Temismith(f): 11:57pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
How will dis provide a job for d jobless youths out dere? |
Re: 10 Differences Between You And Your Boss by Lyth: 12:00am On Sep 10, 2012 |
Valiantvaliant: it was not posted on nairaland (complete). You knew it and didn't share. Someone does it and you have the impetus to rant about, what insolence! Easy dude, d OP here's guilty of plagiarism ...d point is wen u copy n paste, put d source_dnt make it seem lyk its ur brains behind wat u pasted. Kudos shld go 2 u 4 sharing it but let d original author get d glory. 3 Likes |
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