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| Final Countdown by Migines(op): 2:17pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
Final countdown A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "Give it to me straight, Doc. How long have I got?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly. "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?" "Nine, " |
| Re: Final Countdown by micklplus(m): 2:21pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
eight ! |
| Re: Final Countdown by crazyjay1(m): 2:23pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
seven!!!!! |
| Re: Final Countdown by micklplus(m): 2:24pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
six! |
| Re: Final Countdown by Nobody: 2:30pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
five |
| Re: Final Countdown by clemcykul(f): 2:31pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
four,three,two,one and zero so guys lets think up spmething bettr   |
| Re: Final Countdown by Necorios(m): 2:32pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
4our! |
| Re: Final Countdown by saucekid(m): 2:50pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
three |
| Re: Final Countdown by Migines(op): 2:52pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
Two! |
| Re: Final Countdown by micklplus(m): 2:53pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
One !!!! And, |
| Re: Final Countdown by Migines(op): 2:54pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
E don die! |
| Re: Final Countdown by saucekid(m): 2:55pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
the person in question na anusman |
| Re: Final Countdown by ituen(m): 4:47pm On Jan 10, 2008 |
una no go kill me wit laughter |
| Re: Final Countdown by equlibrium(m): 4:57pm On Jan 10, 2008 |
abi na gunny?? i hear say him heart caput!!! |
| Re: Final Countdown by clemcykul(f): 12:25pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
lol who come be the dosta  abi na dokinta? |
| Re: Final Countdown by ThugLife1(m): 2:49am On Jan 12, 2008 |
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| Re: Final Countdown by saucekid(m): 11:08am On Jan 12, 2008 |
it isnow confirmed say the person na gunpoint |
| Re: Final Countdown by ayusman16(m): 9:22pm On Jan 13, 2008 |
saucekid:u dey try me abi? |
| Re: Final Countdown by tessybaby(f): 7:57am On Jan 14, 2008 |
hey ayusman u are back |
| Re: Final Countdown by Migines(op): 9:03am On Jan 14, 2008 |
. . . . 4rm tombuktu. |
| Re: Final Countdown by clemcykul(f): 10:03am On Jan 14, 2008 |
no its from the ANUS! |
| Re: Final Countdown by ayusman16(m): 12:38pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
tessybaby:Hey Tessycool, thanks for the welcome grin. I have been around watching proceedings and enjoying jokes secretly behind the scene as usual clemcykul:Migines, make u warn Clemcy for me ooo. I dey harsh ooo |
| Re: Final Countdown by clemcykul(f): 12:54pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
hahhaa anyusman i beg no vex i don 4get say u dey harsh 4 ynash |
| Re: Final Countdown by ayusman16(m): 1:00pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
@Clemcy Thank God u remember quickly Smart chick cos u dont wanna feel my stiff from ur behind. Do u? she doesnt know that she's messing with the 'stiff master" |
| Re: Final Countdown by aristole(m): 1:10pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
@ayusman.That means you always patronise those hausamen (The Burhantashi people).Se? Take it easy o!!! Kondo dey cut oo. |
| Re: Final Countdown by ayusman16(m): 1:15pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
It comes natural. The stiff master dont use drugs  u wan test? |
| Re: Final Countdown by Creamychic(f): 6:52pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
@/@ |
| Re: Final Countdown by tufe(m): 6:58pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
anusman, e be like say you don too watch american pie abi? |
| Re: Final Countdown by Migines(op): 8:16pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
Naah. Too much "mr bean" |
| Re: Final Countdown by ayusman16(m): 11:00pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
tufe:Tufiaka, yeah. something like dat Migines:Nah! wld rather eat it. |
| Re: Final Countdown by Migines(op): 6:02am On Jan 16, 2008 |
Huh? "mr bean", the british special agent? |
| Re: Final Countdown by clemcykul(f): 10:35am On Jan 16, 2008 |
anyusman carry u thing wey don sawa comot 4 this thread i beg |
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