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Got To Pee by slitty: 4:49pm On Jan 11, 2008
A little boy and girl are playing in a sandbox. The little boy has to go to take a pee and he was told by his mother to always be polite and don't talk about private matters in public. At first he holds it in for a little while because he does not know what to say to the little girl to excuse himself. Then he remembers what his Mom had said at the restaurant to excuse herself from the table. So he turns to the little girl and says "Will you excuse me I have to go powder my nose". And saying that he leaps out of the sandbox and runs to the washroom.
When he comes back the little girl looks up at him and asks "Did you powder your nose?"

"Yes" said the little boy stepping back into the sandbox.

"Well then" says the little girl, "You'd better close your purse because your lipstick is hanging out."
Re: Got To Pee by dapsins69(m): 4:53pm On Jan 11, 2008
Lol
Re: Got To Pee by dapsins69(m): 4:58pm On Jan 11, 2008
Lol!y doesnt she just b a gud gurl n use d lips to paint her lips?good gurls do dat!
Re: Got To Pee by dapsins69(m): 4:58pm On Jan 11, 2008
Lol!y doesnt she just b a gud gurl n use d lips to paint her lips?good gurls do dat!
Re: Got To Pee by cute9jaguy(m): 9:28pm On Jan 11, 2008
lol
Re: Got To Pee by Uzzyan: 10:51pm On Jan 11, 2008
lmao
Re: Got To Pee by playmate(f): 12:17am On Jan 12, 2008
oh damn!!!lol
Re: Got To Pee by clemcykul(f): 1:19pm On Jan 12, 2008
lipstick! hahhaha she shuld have said ur bla bla bla is smling at me thru the window grin grin grin grin
Re: Got To Pee by ituen(m): 1:00pm On Jan 14, 2008
LIPSTICK!!!!

Na so the guy thing small!!

Abi na Mary kay?
Re: Got To Pee by aristole(m): 1:04pm On Jan 14, 2008
Lipstick.Ahh!!!!
Re: Got To Pee by Creamychic(f): 6:55pm On Jan 15, 2008
Hehehehahaha
Re: Got To Pee by tufe(m): 7:04pm On Jan 15, 2008
ituen:

LIPSTICK!!!!

Na so the guy thing small!!

Abi na Mary kay?


omo, na wa ooo
Re: Got To Pee by Migines(m): 8:15pm On Jan 15, 2008
Major "wa"

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