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Settlement Technique by ituen(op): 5:37pm On Jan 20, 2008
A Jamaican Rasta man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child.

The wife jumped up and said, "Your Honor. I brought the child into this world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody."

The judge turns to the husband and says, "What do you have to say in the matter?"

The Rasta man sat for a while contemplating, then slowly rose. Your Honor, if I man put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, whose Pepsi is it, 'I and I' or the machine's?
Re: Settlement Technique by djcrooky(m): 6:01pm On Jan 20, 2008
wow
that woman is in for som trashing

ituen longestest time happy newyear
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kow work

wat abt freezy
Re: Settlement Technique by ituen(op): 6:29pm On Jan 20, 2008
I've been on land for abt 2 weeks and i've heard from freezy by YIM.

I dey kampe. Hw ur end? Hp say u don commot the bandage from ur head grin grin grin grin
Re: Settlement Technique by ThugLife1(m): 12:02am On Jan 21, 2008
wink
Re: Settlement Technique by clemcykul(f): 10:36am On Jan 21, 2008
lmao at joke grin grin grin

thuggy wetin do ur eyes? abi ganja don blind one?
Re: Settlement Technique by tessybaby(f): 10:44am On Jan 21, 2008
Dat is crazy
grin grin grin
Re: Settlement Technique by clemcykul(f): 5:01pm On Jan 21, 2008
id is smiley
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