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Beep Beep by ThugLife1(m): 12:26am On Jan 26, 2008 |
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year- old country girl. He was quite content, but after a few weeks she told him that she was going to leave him if she didn't get some loving real soon. He had his chauffeured limousine take him to a high-priced specialist who studied him and then gave him a shot of spermatozoa. "Now look," the doctor said, "the only way you're going to get it up is to say "beep," and then to get it soft again, you say, "beep, beep." "How marvelous," the old man said. "Yes, but I must warn you," the doctor said," it's only going to work three times before you die." On his way home, the man decided he wasn't going to live through three of them anyway, so he decided to waste one trying it out. "Beep!" he said. Immediately he was UP. Satisfied, he said, "beep, beep," and he was down again. He chuckled with delight and anticipation. At that moment, a little yellow Volkswagen pulled past his limousine and went "beep," and the car in the opposite lane responded with "beep beep." Alert to his jeopardy, the old man instructed his chauffeur to "speed it up." He raced into the house as fast as he could for his last great lay. "Honey," he shouted at her, "don't ask questions. Just drop your clothes and hope into bed." Caught up in his excitement, she did. He undressed nervously and hurried in after her. Just as he was climbing into bed, he said, "beep," and he was UP. He was just starting to enter his young wife when she said,, "What's all this "beep beep" shit?" |
Re: Beep Beep by Nobody: 8:53am On Jan 26, 2008 |
ah? if na me i go almost kill the chic hahahahahaha nice one there nice one |
Re: Beep Beep by topeteadr(m): 11:01am On Jan 26, 2008 |
Too late. . . |
Re: Beep Beep by ituen(m): 12:13pm On Jan 26, 2008 |
Me i no go gree oh |
Re: Beep Beep by saucekid(m): 12:22pm On Jan 26, 2008 |
that babe na wrong babe |
Re: Beep Beep by ThugLife1(m): 3:56pm On Jan 26, 2008 |
Sebi na your babe? |
Re: Beep Beep by tufe(m): 4:47pm On Jan 26, 2008 |
puff, and the old man dies, wih the lady inheriting the whole shit |
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