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The If Game. . . by Ninjabyte(m): 12:01pm On Feb 04, 2008
The game is quite simple. Just start a sentence with the word If, thus:


If I were President Yar'adua, I would arrange for all Super Eagles team to obtain 10 lashes of the koboko for their poor performance in the All Nations Cup tournament
Re: The If Game. . . by Kemjisuper(m): 12:23pm On Feb 04, 2008
If I were Berti Vogts, I'd dip myself in sh*t and roll around in breadcrumbs while agreeing with Ninjabyte that I and my Super Eagles Chickens performed poorly in the last tournament! angry
Re: The If Game. . . by trendy(f): 1:13pm On Feb 04, 2008
if i was the NFA chairman, i'll send berti back to where he came from angry
Re: The If Game. . . by jejelolatu(f): 1:22pm On Feb 04, 2008
if i were u,i wont waste time talking abt the fried eagles
Re: The If Game. . . by samyyoung1(m): 1:18am On Feb 11, 2008
If i were Ghana, I would have to rehost the Nations cup
Re: The If Game. . . by Ninjabyte(m): 10:35am On Feb 12, 2008
If I had my way, i would have had all the ladies in Nland come to my chambers for a Performance Test Evaluation (PTE)
Re: The If Game. . . by efuah(f): 11:23am On Feb 12, 2008
If i were a man, i will marry 12 women grin tongue embarassed
Re: The If Game. . . by Ninjabyte(m): 11:37am On Feb 12, 2008
If i were Efuah, i wud have a sex change, then marry the twelve women and live life to the fullest shortest
Re: The If Game. . . by tessybaby(f): 3:51pm On Feb 12, 2008
ii i had the strength, hmmmmm God only knows what i would do to
some of these stubborn NLDers esp. the guys
Re: The If Game. . . by ituen(m): 10:53am On Feb 13, 2008
If only tessy were her . . . . grin grin grin
Re: The If Game. . . by Ninjabyte(m): 10:54am On Feb 13, 2008
If only i knew where Ituen's Villa is in the Bahamas, I would have gone to perform a PTE on Tessybaby Ituen no worry, it's for ur own good
Re: The If Game. . . by ituen(m): 10:57am On Feb 13, 2008
If Ninjabyte knew where my villa was, he'll come and polish my shoes for me

wetin be PTE?
Re: The If Game. . . by Ninjabyte(m): 11:09am On Feb 13, 2008
If only Ituen knows what his present shoe polisher is doing with Tessybaby behind his back . . .

PTE abi na PET - Performance Test Evaluation
Re: The If Game. . . by ituen(m): 6:14pm On Feb 17, 2008
If Ninjabyte knew that all these were his wishful thinking, the he will come to his sense

Na PET u wan do on my wife? angry angry angry angry
Re: The If Game. . . by sima(f): 8:29am On Oct 27, 2008
if i wasnt goin 2 school tomorrow. . i'll be here all day
Re: The If Game. . . by arramyjay: 9:02am On Oct 27, 2008
If i were a man just for a day,i wil be a better man.
Re: The If Game. . . by sima(f): 6:17pm On Oct 27, 2008
if my brain quits bleedin. . . i promise to behave myself
Re: The If Game. . . by Epi: 6:03pm On Sep 17, 2009
if i rule the world shocked shocked
Re: The If Game. . . by baybbootz(f): 7:30pm On Sep 17, 2009
If i could have sex and still remain a virgin,ill, sad sad
Re: The If Game. . . by Amigoz(f): 4:08am On Sep 18, 2009
If i had my way . . . . . . . . . cheesy
Re: The If Game. . . by Epi: 4:53am On Oct 02, 2009
everything changes
Re: The If Game. . . by Epi: 8:15pm On Oct 04, 2009
If i close my eyes and picture the perfect kiss lipsrsealed
Re: The If Game. . . by SeanT21(f): 6:02am On Oct 05, 2009
If I close my eyes and see goodass and epi kissing.
Re: The If Game. . . by Kunbee: 4:24am On Oct 08, 2009
If i close my eyes i will see sean t shooting epi
Re: The If Game. . . by Amigoz(f): 11:28am On Oct 09, 2009
Kunbee:

If i close my eyes i will see sean t shooting epi

shocked shocked



If only you woke up and realise u were having a nightmare cheesy
Re: The If Game. . . by Kunbee: 10:02pm On Oct 09, 2009
If i woke up it wouldnt be that fun cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: The If Game. . . by Epi: 7:10pm On Oct 20, 2009
if it means a lot to you then do it
Re: The If Game. . . by Nobody: 1:48am On Oct 21, 2009
If I had Closed My Eyes I wouldn't have seen this thread! grin
Re: The If Game. . . by Amigoz(f): 1:17pm On Oct 23, 2009
If I never came to NL . . .I would not have met. . . .

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Re: The If Game. . . by Epi: 5:42pm On Oct 24, 2009
What if you were here with us now?
Re: The If Game. . . by kolaoloye(m): 8:27am On Nov 11, 2009
If i need to see you,how do I get in touch? cheesy
Re: The If Game. . . by whitelexi(m): 9:09am On Nov 11, 2009
If i could fly, i'd fly back home to naija right now.

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