A male friend once told me the story of how he was almost nabbed. Read his story and Hope u learn from it:

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned- frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. She pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test, we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."



And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in the car!

I'll pretend i didnt see this but hope others would pass tooo

read it b4 bt stil nice to read

Not refined,resynchronised and brewed with common sense!

lol

hmmm,cnt hlp bt hmmmmmmmmmm

hmmmmm, he's very lucky
ituen, tufe, sauce, tj tj, dats a lesson for u guys

@post old gist
@ at the mofo above me, abeg xplain

and d suegbe above me, go over it again

how bout a noose

*gives tjtj the noose, shows him the way to the bush*

You have many trees to choose from.

cuts down a tree of shows webbie how to hang self