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The River by belloti(op): 3:45pm On Apr 21, 2006
A Baptist minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour into the river".

With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and pour into the river". And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if i had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river".

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, let us sing hymn #365,"Shall We Gather at the River".
Re: The River by vichel(m): 4:19pm On Apr 21, 2006
cheesy grin cheesy really lol that was funny cheesy
Re: The River by O4real(m): 4:27pm On Apr 21, 2006
Nice One!
Re: The River by beefblaze(m): 4:32pm On Apr 21, 2006
nice one oh, grin grin grin grin grin
Re: The River by dabby(f): 8:46pm On Feb 26, 2007
that was funny. grin grin grin
Re: The River by CrazyMan(m): 10:42pm On Feb 28, 2007
Nice wink
Re: The River by dondee2(m): 10:06am On Mar 29, 2008
lol!!!!
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