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Funny Proverbs by Ewizard(op): 11:20pm On Nov 26, 2012
1. He who fights and run away?: e don surrender
be that, fear catch am
2. A rolling stone?: No fi just dey roll, na person
push am
3. He who lives in a glass house?: Na rich politician
e go be
4. Birds of the same feathers?: Na the same mama
born them
5. One good turn?: Na correct power steering fit do
am
6. A bird in hand?: wetin he wan be again if ino be
barbeque.
7. Half bread is better than?: garri without sugar
8. A journey of a thousand miles?: na the person
wahala bi dat naa, why he no enter car or airplane
9.He who laughs last?: Get brain problem. - na
beginning of madness be that
10.All work and no play?: Na bank job be that
11.A patient dog?: Na hunger go kill am
12.A friend in need?: na parasite be that
13.Once beaten?: Na revenge go follow be dat
Re: Funny Proverbs by Caseless: 12:07am On Nov 27, 2012
E go ....u try....
Re: Funny Proverbs by speeder(m): 2:06am On Nov 27, 2012
Ctr-c + Ctr-p, i salute
Re: Funny Proverbs by eunisam: 1:37am On Dec 09, 2012
gooog brain
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