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The Archbishop by folly69(m): 3:54pm On Feb 13, 2008
Once lived a archbishop who spent de better part of his life in the 4 walls of the vatican city,he always loved to learn new language and customs of different people.For the first time in his life he was invited to the U.S to give a presentation at a dinner party.Before the presentation he was moving about to meet people when he bumped into a angry waiter who screamed Bleep the bishop curious, cus he never heard of such word before, asked the waiter what does Bleep mean?The waiter said, eer sir it means to serve and the bishop took note.After the presentation,the bishop announced now its time for the dinner proper  which he beckoned on a waiter and said: Hey pls start by FUCKING this people over here,Bleep those people over there and let those people over there Bleep themselves.Have a nice nite thank u. grin
Re: The Archbishop by ituen(m): 6:02pm On Feb 13, 2008
nice folly
Re: The Archbishop by tufe(m): 6:27pm On Feb 13, 2008
really nice grin
Re: The Archbishop by folly69(m): 10:40am On Feb 14, 2008
thanx guys and takes a bow smiley
Re: The Archbishop by segunpc(m): 3:11pm On Feb 14, 2008
cool
Re: The Archbishop by folly69(m): 2:18pm On Mar 03, 2008
tanx again wink
Re: The Archbishop by Lohlarh(f): 2:32pm On Mar 03, 2008
so u re happy cos dey commend ur jokes today?
anyway watch ur back to morrow o, as anytin can happn. wink

nices jokes anyway grin
Re: The Archbishop by ituen(m): 8:54pm On Mar 03, 2008
If the guy fck up, yabs go reach am well well

forget say we dey hail am
Re: The Archbishop by Lohlarh(f): 9:16am On Mar 04, 2008
u see wat m syain? i trust u Ituen, U no dey slack cool
Re: The Archbishop by folly69(m): 9:47am On Mar 04, 2008
when i tell new nlders welcome to the jungle i know wat i'm sayin cus i'm being hailed now doesn't mean i can't get my ass chewed out for fcukin up so let me enjoy this moment tank u wink
Re: The Archbishop by ituen(m): 9:50am On Mar 04, 2008
good spirit from folly

Infact, i'll give u my grandmother who is a virgin
Re: The Archbishop by efuah(f): 9:53am On Mar 04, 2008
Lol nice joke grin

ituen:

good spirit from folly

Infact, i'll give u my grandmother who is a virgin
lol grin is she a retired nun?
Re: The Archbishop by folly69(m): 9:56am On Mar 04, 2008
lmao grin grin even if i wanted 2 accept bt johnny longstroke has a mind of his own and he definately won't comply to a wrinkled pu,  u know wat i mean,so sorry bt i know saucepan boy will b much obliged to have her. wink
Re: The Archbishop by ituen(m): 9:59am On Mar 04, 2008
NOooooo

She saw ur post and was interested in you. She has a suite in sheraton so dont fear, money dey
Re: The Archbishop by folly69(m): 10:04am On Mar 04, 2008
jeeeeez man u ar killin me lol grin grin i said i'll pass, my days of being a jigolo has been over waaaaaay back
Re: The Archbishop by ituen(m): 10:11am On Mar 04, 2008
Well som1's gotta put u bak in the line

She has asked for ur number? what do i say?

She get money oh so pls do make we set job for her head
Re: The Archbishop by elementus: 1:17pm On Mar 04, 2008
lol i go die ohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
iteun na yr granny go kill folly oh grin grin grin grin
Re: The Archbishop by kolaoloye(m): 2:28pm On Mar 04, 2008
and then?
Re: The Archbishop by ituen(m): 5:17pm On Mar 04, 2008
ashawo pastor don come again oh
Re: The Archbishop by folly69(m): 5:22pm On Mar 04, 2008
calls ituen to de side how much is she worth? smiley
Re: The Archbishop by ituen(m): 5:55pm On Mar 04, 2008
N250 million naira

but me no fit kill am cos i go be chief suspect

so i need one guy who go bla bla am well well so dat d money go commot
Re: The Archbishop by tufe(m): 7:16pm On Mar 04, 2008
raises hand as a volunteer
Re: The Archbishop by ituen(m): 11:05pm On Mar 04, 2008
hmmm

wetin go happen to lola na
Re: The Archbishop by clemcykul(f): 9:55am On Mar 05, 2008
tufe u want make cobwebs full lola bla bla bla

i no dey o grin
Re: The Archbishop by folly69(m): 9:57am On Mar 05, 2008
lmao grin grin
Re: The Archbishop by kolaoloye(m): 10:17am On Mar 05, 2008
@clemcykul,
THERE WON`T BE ROOM FOR COBWEB BECOS WE HAVE
action PPLE WHO CAN HANDLE THAT WITHOUT STRESS.
Re: The Archbishop by delib: 10:48am On Mar 05, 2008
@poster
claps
Re: The Archbishop by folly69(m): 12:33pm On Mar 05, 2008
thank u again smiley
Re: The Archbishop by clemcykul(f): 2:29pm On Mar 05, 2008
okay kola oloye i hear u, ure very ryte grin
Re: The Archbishop by folly69(m): 2:32pm On Mar 05, 2008
like who?
Re: The Archbishop by kolaoloye(m): 2:46pm On Mar 05, 2008
@folly,
ituen is equal to the task. I trust him `mighty man of valor`
Re: The Archbishop by folly69(m): 2:49pm On Mar 05, 2008
ituen-spituen tongue

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