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The Archbishop by folly69(m): 3:54pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
Once lived a archbishop who spent de better part of his life in the 4 walls of the vatican city,he always loved to learn new language and customs of different people.For the first time in his life he was invited to the U.S to give a presentation at a dinner party.Before the presentation he was moving about to meet people when he bumped into a angry waiter who screamed Bleep the bishop curious, cus he never heard of such word before, asked the waiter what does Bleep mean?The waiter said, eer sir it means to serve and the bishop took note.After the presentation,the bishop announced now its time for the dinner proper which he beckoned on a waiter and said: Hey pls start by FUCKING this people over here,Bleep those people over there and let those people over there Bleep themselves.Have a nice nite thank u. |
Re: The Archbishop by ituen(m): 6:02pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
nice folly |
Re: The Archbishop by tufe(m): 6:27pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
really nice |
Re: The Archbishop by folly69(m): 10:40am On Feb 14, 2008 |
thanx guys and takes a bow |
Re: The Archbishop by segunpc(m): 3:11pm On Feb 14, 2008 |
cool |
Re: The Archbishop by folly69(m): 2:18pm On Mar 03, 2008 |
tanx again |
Re: The Archbishop by Lohlarh(f): 2:32pm On Mar 03, 2008 |
so u re happy cos dey commend ur jokes today? anyway watch ur back to morrow o, as anytin can happn. nices jokes anyway |
Re: The Archbishop by ituen(m): 8:54pm On Mar 03, 2008 |
If the guy fck up, yabs go reach am well well forget say we dey hail am |
Re: The Archbishop by Lohlarh(f): 9:16am On Mar 04, 2008 |
u see wat m syain? i trust u Ituen, U no dey slack |
Re: The Archbishop by folly69(m): 9:47am On Mar 04, 2008 |
when i tell new nlders welcome to the jungle i know wat i'm sayin cus i'm being hailed now doesn't mean i can't get my ass chewed out for fcukin up so let me enjoy this moment tank u |
Re: The Archbishop by ituen(m): 9:50am On Mar 04, 2008 |
good spirit from folly Infact, i'll give u my grandmother who is a virgin |
Re: The Archbishop by efuah(f): 9:53am On Mar 04, 2008 |
Lol nice joke ituen:lol is she a retired nun? |
Re: The Archbishop by folly69(m): 9:56am On Mar 04, 2008 |
lmao even if i wanted 2 accept bt johnny longstroke has a mind of his own and he definately won't comply to a wrinkled pu, u know wat i mean,so sorry bt i know saucepan boy will b much obliged to have her. |
Re: The Archbishop by ituen(m): 9:59am On Mar 04, 2008 |
NOooooo She saw ur post and was interested in you. She has a suite in sheraton so dont fear, money dey |
Re: The Archbishop by folly69(m): 10:04am On Mar 04, 2008 |
jeeeeez man u ar killin me lol i said i'll pass, my days of being a jigolo has been over waaaaaay back |
Re: The Archbishop by ituen(m): 10:11am On Mar 04, 2008 |
Well som1's gotta put u bak in the line She has asked for ur number? what do i say? She get money oh so pls do make we set job for her head |
Re: The Archbishop by elementus: 1:17pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
lol i go die ohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! iteun na yr granny go kill folly oh |
Re: The Archbishop by kolaoloye(m): 2:28pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
and then? |
Re: The Archbishop by ituen(m): 5:17pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
ashawo pastor don come again oh |
Re: The Archbishop by folly69(m): 5:22pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
calls ituen to de side how much is she worth? |
Re: The Archbishop by ituen(m): 5:55pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
N250 million naira but me no fit kill am cos i go be chief suspect so i need one guy who go bla bla am well well so dat d money go commot |
Re: The Archbishop by tufe(m): 7:16pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
raises hand as a volunteer |
Re: The Archbishop by ituen(m): 11:05pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
hmmm wetin go happen to lola na |
Re: The Archbishop by clemcykul(f): 9:55am On Mar 05, 2008 |
tufe u want make cobwebs full lola bla bla bla i no dey o |
Re: The Archbishop by folly69(m): 9:57am On Mar 05, 2008 |
lmao |
Re: The Archbishop by kolaoloye(m): 10:17am On Mar 05, 2008 |
@clemcykul, THERE WON`T BE ROOM FOR COBWEB BECOS WE HAVE action PPLE WHO CAN HANDLE THAT WITHOUT STRESS. |
Re: The Archbishop by delib: 10:48am On Mar 05, 2008 |
@poster claps |
Re: The Archbishop by folly69(m): 12:33pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
thank u again |
Re: The Archbishop by clemcykul(f): 2:29pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
okay kola oloye i hear u, ure very ryte |
Re: The Archbishop by folly69(m): 2:32pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
like who? |
Re: The Archbishop by kolaoloye(m): 2:46pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
@folly, ituen is equal to the task. I trust him `mighty man of valor` |
Re: The Archbishop by folly69(m): 2:49pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
ituen-spituen |
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