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1). He who refuses to mix Agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788)
2). He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864)
3). Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Herbert Macauley (1872)
4). Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell before drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893)
5). Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899)
6). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900)
7). Anyone who graduates from a conventional school without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord lugard (1904)
He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)
9). He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973)
10). No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam - Prof Jega (2015)
11). Anyone who reads this without laughing, is either looking for job or needs money badly - Barack Obama (2014).
(12). And he who reads and does not share this is naturally stingy - #solarin2016