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Dead Analyst by silky(m): 9:33am On Apr 28, 2006
An Analyst/Programmer dies and is met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him if he wants to go to Heaven or Hell.

‘You mean I get to choose?’ the man asks.
‘Oh yes, you can have a look at each and then decide for yourself.’ Saint Peter replies. Saint Peter points into the window of Heaven where people are relaxing, reading books and chatting. All seems very pleasant.

Then Saint Peter points into the window of Hell where there is a distinct party atmosphere, music and laughter can be heard and people are definitely having fun.
‘I think I’ll opt for Hell’ says the Analyst/Programmer, ‘It looks much better to me!’
So, Saint Peter lifts the ’phone and asks the Devil to come and escort the man to Hell.

On their arrival, the door opens to reveal a hot smelly room full of people shovelling shit. The Devil hands him a shovel.
‘What’s going on - what about the place Saint Peter showed me?’ asks the man, in a panic.
‘Ah,’ smiles the Devil, ‘that was the demo’.
Re: Dead Analyst by Ddii(f): 9:58am On Apr 28, 2006
this is food for thot
Re: Dead Analyst by kajad(m): 10:46am On Apr 28, 2006
Re: Dead Analyst by micklplus(m): 1:38pm On Apr 28, 2006
Thats a good one ! all that glitters aint gold
Re: Dead Analyst by Zahymaka(m): 8:03pm On Apr 28, 2006
Not really. The moral is that programmers' demos are less good than the real thing. grin
Re: Dead Analyst by alterego3: 8:34pm On Apr 28, 2006
Says who
Re: Dead Analyst by Zahymaka(m): 10:08pm On Apr 28, 2006

Says who

Hello, brother programmer. I happen to agree with you.
Re: Dead Analyst by actoor(m): 4:28pm On May 28, 2008
Re: Dead Analyst by Jeovy(m): 6:41pm On May 28, 2008
The devil na programmer?
Re: Dead Analyst by krama(m): 12:39am On May 29, 2008
Well. . .

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