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|Project Manager by silky(m): 10:46am On Apr 28, 2006|
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display.
While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper: "I'll have a C monkey please."
The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fitted a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, "That'll be £5000." The customer paid and walked out with his monkey.
Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said: "That was a very expensive monkey. Why did it cost so much?" The shopkeeper answered: "Ah, that monkey can program in C - very fast, tight code, no bugs well worth the money."
The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage: "That one's even
more expensive! £10,000! What does it do?" "Oh, that one's a
C++ monkey; it can manage object-oriented programming, Visual
C++, even some Java. All the really useful stuff", said the shopkeeper.
The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a cage of its own. The price tag around its neck read £50,000. He gasped to the shopkeeper: "That one costs more than all the others put together! What on earth does it do?"
The shopkeeper replied: "Well, I haven’t actually seen it do anything, but the other monkeys call him the project manager."
|Re: Project Manager by Z4M4eva(f): 10:49am On Apr 28, 2006|
|Re: Project Manager by spikelord(m): 2:05am On May 08, 2006|
That one is something else
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