Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.
"Betty, I was wondering -- have you ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask
that question, "

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted
to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan?
Remember how one day the bank president himself came over to the house and
signed the loan papers, no questions asked?"

"Oh, Betty, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever,
that you would do such a thing for me! So, when was number 2?"

"Well, Jack, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were
needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Remember
how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and
then you were in good shape again?"

"I can't believe it! Betty, I love that you should do such a thing for
me, to save my life! I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To do such a
thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn't be more moved. When was
number 3?"

"Well, Jack, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be
president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short?"

so what happen, u cant even finish a story, and u are posting it, are u ok at all

@Failure123, so u want them to tell u everything? Abi? U want to leave the white thing in ur head jobless? Think my friend.

@Poster, Nice one jo jo She must have gotten bow leg for sleeping with 17 men!

hmm,na wah oo,

d woman na wife indeed wife in need

na corect wife ooo

U go fear na ! Na indeed correct wife she be!
Its still funny.
cheers

who are these new idiots i'm seeing here