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| Three Engineers by ThugLife1(m): 8:48pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
Three engineers got on a crowded lunchtime bus. They somehow worked their way to the middle of the bus where they found three girls willing to exchange their seats for a place on the guys' laps. After they got settled and had ridden that way for a while, the first girl suddenly asked the gentleman under her whether he might be an electrical engineer. Surprised, he replied, "Yes, I am! How did you know?" "Easy," she said. "I'm getting shocked by your soldering iron." Just a few minutes later, the second girl asked her guy, "Are you a mechanical engineer?" He said, "Why, yes, ma'am. How did you know that?" "Simple," she said, "Your piston is scraping my cylinder." Shortly thereafter, the third girl turned to her fellow and asked, "Are you a civil engineer?" "I certainly am," he answered. "How could you have known that?" "Well," she said, "I figured it out as soon as your dam burst and flooded my village." |
| Re: Three Engineers by TOYOSI20(f): 9:18pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
Cool |
| Re: Three Engineers by kronkykay(m): 9:58pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
nice one |
| Re: Three Engineers by segunpc(m): 9:19am On Mar 06, 2008 |
am too young to understand this joke can anyone xplain it to me in layman's lang.?  |
| Re: Three Engineers by ituen(m): 5:54am On Mar 07, 2008 |
Go and get a new age declaration from the court, changer ur age to 29yrs. Then i think u will understand the joke |
| Re: Three Engineers by clemcykul(f): 10:40am On Mar 07, 2008 |
segun it means dat err err  i beg food dey my mouth |
| Re: Three Engineers by olulu(m): 10:54am On Mar 07, 2008 |
segunpc: its quite simple: go to school, study engineering, get on trains, planes or molues, and u will get girls to seat on ur laps. just don't let ur banana pour out its liquid. |
| Re: Three Engineers by clemcykul(f): 11:51am On Mar 07, 2008 |
must u spell it out? naw wheres the fun *checks olulu's head for fun* |
| Re: Three Engineers by Lohlarh(f): 11:57am On Mar 07, 2008 |
Segun u no dey understnd o  nice joke jare  |
| Re: Three Engineers by kolaoloye(m): 12:22pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
THOSE GUYS CAN DELIVER - ANY DAY, ANYTIME, ANYWHERE. @poster, i love this. @segunpc, SEE ITUEN FOR A MINUTE LECTURE. DID YOU HEAR ME? |
| Re: Three Engineers by clemcykul(f): 12:24pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
how can a deaf and dumb hear? |
| Re: Three Engineers by ThugLife1(m): 10:58pm On Mar 09, 2008 |
Ask Iteun |
| Re: Three Engineers by delib: 12:10pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
why ituen |
| Re: Three Engineers by kolaoloye(m): 12:28pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
Haba! when you no be JJC. |
| Re: Three Engineers by tufe(m): 1:08pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
he is |
| Re: Three Engineers by ituen(m): 7:54pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
Una dey use my name |
| Re: Three Engineers by ThugLife1(m): 11:08pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
Yea |
| Re: Three Engineers by clemcykul(f): 5:22pm On Mar 12, 2008 |
@iteun yap! na so u dey do enjoy ur name paparazzi |
| Re: Three Engineers by tufe(m): 5:46pm On Mar 12, 2008 |
mamarazzi nko? |
| Re: Three Engineers by ituen(m): 5:55am On Mar 14, 2008 |
this one na pikinrazzi |
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