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Three Engineers by ThugLife1(op): 8:48pm On Mar 05, 2008

Three engineers got on a crowded lunchtime bus. They somehow worked their way to the middle of the bus where they found three girls willing to exchange their seats for a place on the guys' laps. After they got settled and had ridden that way for a while, the first girl suddenly asked the gentleman under her whether he might be an electrical engineer.

Surprised, he replied, "Yes, I am! How did you know?"

"Easy," she said. "I'm getting shocked by your soldering iron."

Just a few minutes later, the second girl asked her guy, "Are you a mechanical engineer?"

He said, "Why, yes, ma'am. How did you know that?"

"Simple," she said, "Your piston is scraping my cylinder."

Shortly thereafter, the third girl turned to her fellow and asked, "Are you a civil engineer?"

"I certainly am," he answered. "How could you have known that?"

"Well," she said, "I figured it out as soon as your dam burst and flooded my village."

Re: Three Engineers by TOYOSI20(f): 9:18pm On Mar 05, 2008

Cool

Re: Three Engineers by kronkykay(m): 9:58pm On Mar 05, 2008

nice one

Re: Three Engineers by segunpc(m): 9:19am On Mar 06, 2008

am too young to understand this joke can anyone xplain it to me in layman's lang.?

Re: Three Engineers by ituen(m): 5:54am On Mar 07, 2008

Go and get a new age declaration from the court, changer ur age to 29yrs.

Then i think u will understand the joke

Re: Three Engineers by clemcykul(f): 10:40am On Mar 07, 2008

segun it means dat err err huh

i beg food dey my mouth

Re: Three Engineers by olulu(m): 10:54am On Mar 07, 2008

segunpc:
am too young to understand this joke can anyone explain it to me in layman's lang.?

its quite simple:
go to school, study engineering,
get on trains, planes _{or molues}, and u will get girls to seat on ur laps.
just don't let ur banana pour out its liquid.

grin