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| Spooky Stuff$$$$ by gunpoint(op): 6:12pm On Apr 01, 2008 |
This is a real story of a young exUnilag girl who passed away last month. Her name was Lola. She was hit by a train at Oyingbo on her way to work at Apapa. She was working at the MTN call center. She had a boy friend named Emeka, a banker who was recently transferred to Abuja . Both of them are true lovers even distance could not separate them. They were always talking on the phone. You could never see her without her Cell phone. In fact she also changed Emeka's SIM from Celtel to MTN, so both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost of calls. She spends half of the day and most nights talking with Emeka because she gets free calls. Lola's family knows about their relationship. Emeka is very close with Lola's family in spite of the tribal differences. (just imagine their love). Before she passed away at LUTH she told her friends "If I pass away please bury me with my Cellphone" she also said the same thing to her parents. After her death at LUTH, the attendants couldn't carry her body to the mortuary. A lot of them tried to do so but still couldn't. They called more people and everybody tried to carry the body, the result was still the same. Eventually, they called a person who knew one of her priests in church who had the gift of communicating with the dead. He sprinkled some salt and water on the body and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something here." Then her friends told him about her intentions to bury her with her phone. He asked them to bring a coffin, then he opened it and placed her phone and sim card inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It could now be moved and they carried it away easily. Everyone was shocked and sad, they were so shocked that Lola's parents did not inform Emeka that Lola had passed away and buried her quickly because of all the unusual circumstances. After 2 weeks Emeka called Lola's mom, Emeka :, "Aunty, I'm coming to the house today, it is Lola's birthday please I hope you will cook something nice for me. Don't tell Lola that I'm coming to Lagos today, I want to surprise her." Her mother replied, "OK You come to Lagos first, I want to tell you something very important." After he came, they told him the truth about Lola. Emeka though that they were playing an April fool's joke. He was laughing and said "don't try to fool me - tell Lola to come out, i have a Birthday gift for her. Please stop this nonsense". Then they showed the original death certificate to him. They also gave him other proof to make him believe. (Emeka started to sweat) He said, "Its not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me. Emeka was shaking. Suddenly, Emeka's phone rang. "he said, see this is from Lola, see this, " he showed the phone to Lola's family. all of them told him to answer. he talked using the loudspeaker mode. All of them heard his conversation. Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming. It was the actual voice of Lola & there was no way others could use her staff sim card since it is nailed inside the casket before she was hurriedly buried. They were so shocked and asked for the same priest (who can speak with the souls of the dead) again. This time he brought his Bishop along to help solve this matter. He & his Bishop worked for 5 hours. Then they discovered one thing which really shocked them, Scroll down, MTN still has the best coverage! "MTN Everywhere you go" is true!! Where ever you go, MTN follows!!! Don't shoot me yet, I am also looking for the person who sent me this mail, so I can kill him/her too LOL!!! |
| Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by gunpoint(op): 6:57am On Apr 02, 2008 |
wer r all them vultures sef?? ![]() turkey wer u, i missin all dose your grammatical bombastisities migs palava man, mayb u culda bin able 2 put this fineyabber dwn ifygunny blabla jst aint d same with out u iteun because he jst wnt go away!!! mor missn yousss to com plz stay tuned!!! ![]() |
| Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by clemcykul(f): 9:48am On Apr 02, 2008 |
ok we will |
| Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by kronkykay(m): 10:52am On Apr 02, 2008 |
old and rusty joke |
| Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by tjtj1(m): 7:47pm On Apr 02, 2008 |
boring like crap |
| Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by saucekid(m): 8:03pm On Apr 02, 2008 |
*shoots gunny in the balls* idiocy |
| Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by tjtj1(m): 11:52pm On Apr 02, 2008 |
i never knew gunpoint iq was high, 34 |
| Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by SamMilla1(m): 12:08am On Apr 03, 2008 |
*calls for back up as i starts to strangle gunny* |
| Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by tjtj1(m): 12:11am On Apr 03, 2008 |
after yuu raped the dog, ure strangling it? serial killer |
| Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by SamMilla1(m): 12:17am On Apr 03, 2008 |
@tj, i have told you to stop calling your younger sister a dog, she hates the name. |
| Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by tjtj1(m): 12:23am On Apr 03, 2008 |
no ur dog |
| Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by SamMilla1(m): 12:26am On Apr 03, 2008 |
i call her sweetie not dog, she will be mad at u if she hears dis |
| Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by tjtj1(m): 12:27am On Apr 03, 2008 |
well at least my sis is legit ![]() |
| Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by SamMilla1(m): 12:29am On Apr 03, 2008 |
yes, u are my in law |
| Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by tjtj1(m): 12:30am On Apr 03, 2008 |
well ur own don finish ![]() |
| Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by SamMilla1(m): 12:32am On Apr 03, 2008 |
du kan garnish machen |
| Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by tjtj1(m): 12:34am On Apr 03, 2008 |
wtf was tht? |
| Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by SamMilla1(m): 12:35am On Apr 03, 2008 |
lol ![]() |
| Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by tjtj1(m): 12:36am On Apr 03, 2008 |
thts why i said ur own don finish |
| Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by SamMilla1(m): 12:38am On Apr 03, 2008 |
dis is just the begining |
| Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by tjtj1(m): 12:43am On Apr 03, 2008 |
of wat ? ![]() |
| Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by SamMilla1(m): 12:46am On Apr 03, 2008 |
of your end |
| Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by tjtj1(m): 12:47am On Apr 03, 2008 |
ya ndmthis is the end of ur begining ![]() |
| Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by SamMilla1(m): 12:50am On Apr 03, 2008 |
sleep shall not catch ya |
| Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by tjtj1(m): 12:51am On Apr 03, 2008 |
its jsut 8pm |
| Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by TOYOSI20(f): 1:02am On Apr 03, 2008 |
LMAO. . . . , . . . . . . . . . . . . . |
| Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by gunpoint(op): 7:22am On Apr 03, 2008 |
@sam-miller der is only 1 bet 1 4real GENERAL on this land and that is mua!!! nw shut da Bleep up, kneel dwn and crawl off ma tread!!! ![]() @tj^2 please, go fite your boyfrnd else wer, i knw you're tryin 2 b romantic, bt i real dnt giva shit!!! oda posters plz. . . . . . |
| Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by SamMilla1(m): 9:23am On Apr 03, 2008 |
words coming out of kuvuki prison |
| Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by gilgee(m): 11:06am On Apr 03, 2008 |
That gunny has been sentenced to 12 hours in prison with hard labor and donkey urine for lunch. |
| Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by saucekid(m): 1:54pm On Apr 03, 2008 |
gunny don sniff too much cement dust |
| Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by tjtj1(m): 8:43pm On Apr 03, 2008 |
too mcuh |
| Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by princesa(f): 3:32pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
the story put in my suspense phew! what a lovely story ![]() |
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