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Spooky Stuff$$$$ by gunpoint(op): 6:12pm On Apr 01, 2008
This is a real story of a young exUnilag girl who passed away last

month. Her name was Lola. She was hit by a train at Oyingbo on her way

to work at Apapa.



She was working at the MTN call center. She had a boy friend named

Emeka, a banker who was recently transferred to Abuja . Both of them are

true lovers even distance could not separate them. They were always

talking on the phone. You could never see her without her Cell phone.

In fact she also changed Emeka's SIM from Celtel to MTN, so both of

them can be on the same network, and save on the cost of calls.



She spends half of the day and most nights talking with Emeka because

she gets free calls. Lola's family knows about their relationship.

Emeka is very close with Lola's family in spite of the tribal

differences. (just imagine their love). Before she passed away at LUTH

she told her friends "If I pass away please bury me with my Cellphone"

she also said the same thing to her parents.



After her death at LUTH, the attendants couldn't carry her body to the

mortuary. A lot of them tried to do so but still couldn't. They called

more people and everybody tried to carry the body, the result was

still the same. Eventually, they called a person who knew one of her

priests in church who had the gift of communicating with the dead.



He sprinkled some salt and water on the body and started speaking to

himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses

something here." Then

her friends told him about her intentions to bury her with her phone.

He asked them to bring a coffin, then he opened it and placed her

phone and sim card inside

the casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It could now be

moved and they carried it away easily.



Everyone was shocked and sad, they were so shocked that Lola's parents

did not inform Emeka that Lola had passed away and buried her quickly

because of all the unusual circumstances.



After 2 weeks Emeka called Lola's mom,



Emeka :, "Aunty, I'm coming to the house today, it is Lola's

birthday please I hope you will cook something nice for me.

Don't tell Lola that I'm coming to Lagos today, I want to surprise her."

Her mother replied, "OK You come to Lagos first, I want to tell

you something very important."



After he came, they told him the truth about Lola. Emeka though that

they were playing an April fool's joke. He was laughing and said

"don't try to fool me - tell Lola to come out, i have a Birthday gift

for her. Please stop this nonsense".



Then they showed the original death certificate to him. They also gave

him other proof to make him believe. (Emeka started to sweat) He

said, "Its not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me. Emeka

was shaking.



Suddenly, Emeka's phone rang. "he said, see this is from Lola, see

this, " he showed the phone to Lola's family. all of them told him

to answer. he talked using the loudspeaker mode. All of them heard his

conversation. Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming. It was the

actual voice of Lola & there was no way others could use her staff sim

card since it is nailed inside the casket before she was hurriedly

buried. They were so shocked and asked for the same priest (who can

speak with the souls of the dead) again. This time he brought his

Bishop along to help solve this matter.



He & his Bishop worked for 5 hours.



Then they discovered one thing which really shocked

them,










Scroll down,




































































MTN still has the best coverage!


"MTN Everywhere you go" is true!! Where ever you go, MTN follows!!!


Don't shoot me yet, I am also looking for the person who sent me this

mail, so I can kill him/her too



LOL!!!
Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by gunpoint(op): 6:57am On Apr 02, 2008
wer r all them vultures sef??
angry            angry              angry

turkey
wer u, i missin all dose your grammatical bombastisities

migs
palava man, mayb u culda bin able 2 put this fineyabber dwn

ifygunny
blabla jst aint d same with out u

iteun
because he jst wnt go away!!!

mor missn yousss to com plz stay tuned!!!
angry                angry                  angry
Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by clemcykul(f): 9:48am On Apr 02, 2008
ok we will
Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by kronkykay(m): 10:52am On Apr 02, 2008
old and rusty joke
Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by tjtj1(m): 7:47pm On Apr 02, 2008
boring like crap
Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by saucekid(m): 8:03pm On Apr 02, 2008
*shoots gunny in the balls*
idiocy
Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by tjtj1(m): 11:52pm On Apr 02, 2008
i never knew gunpoint iq was high, 34 cry
Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by SamMilla1(m): 12:08am On Apr 03, 2008
*calls for back up as i starts to strangle gunny*
Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by tjtj1(m): 12:11am On Apr 03, 2008
after yuu raped the dog, ure strangling it? serial killer
Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by SamMilla1(m): 12:17am On Apr 03, 2008
@tj, i have told you to stop calling your younger sister a dog, she hates the name.
Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by tjtj1(m): 12:23am On Apr 03, 2008
no ur dog
Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by SamMilla1(m): 12:26am On Apr 03, 2008
i call her sweetie not dog, she will be mad at u if she hears dis
Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by tjtj1(m): 12:27am On Apr 03, 2008
well at least my sis is legit tongue
Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by SamMilla1(m): 12:29am On Apr 03, 2008
yes, u are my in law
Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by tjtj1(m): 12:30am On Apr 03, 2008
well ur own don finish grin
Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by SamMilla1(m): 12:32am On Apr 03, 2008
du kan garnish machen
Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by tjtj1(m): 12:34am On Apr 03, 2008
wtf was tht?
Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by SamMilla1(m): 12:35am On Apr 03, 2008
lol lipsrsealed
Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by tjtj1(m): 12:36am On Apr 03, 2008
thts why i said ur own don finish
Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by SamMilla1(m): 12:38am On Apr 03, 2008
dis is just the begining
Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by tjtj1(m): 12:43am On Apr 03, 2008
of wat
? grin
Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by SamMilla1(m): 12:46am On Apr 03, 2008
of your end
Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by tjtj1(m): 12:47am On Apr 03, 2008
ya ndmthis is the end of ur begining grin
Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by SamMilla1(m): 12:50am On Apr 03, 2008
sleep shall not catch ya
Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by tjtj1(m): 12:51am On Apr 03, 2008
its jsut 8pm
Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by TOYOSI20(f): 1:02am On Apr 03, 2008
LMAO. . . . , . . . . . . . . . . . . . shocked
Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by gunpoint(op): 7:22am On Apr 03, 2008
@sam-miller
der is only 1 bet 1 4real GENERAL on this land and that is mua!!!
nw shut da Bleep up, kneel dwn and crawl off ma tread!!!
angry                     angry               angry

@tj^2
please, go fite your boyfrnd else wer,
i knw you're tryin 2 b romantic, bt i real dnt giva shit!!!

oda posters plz. . . . . .
Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by SamMilla1(m): 9:23am On Apr 03, 2008
words coming out of kuvuki prison
Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by gilgee(m): 11:06am On Apr 03, 2008
That gunny has been sentenced to 12 hours in prison with hard labor and donkey urine for lunch.
Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by saucekid(m): 1:54pm On Apr 03, 2008
gunny don sniff too much cement dust
Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by tjtj1(m): 8:43pm On Apr 03, 2008
too mcuh
Re: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by princesa(f): 3:32pm On Apr 14, 2008
the story put in my suspense phew! what a lovely story wink
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