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Help!!! by MrCork17(op): 11:02pm On Apr 18, 2013
...how do u respond if u find out your blind date is ebony dark skin?... how do u escape?, pliss advise. angry
Re: Help!!! by Flashaldrin(m): 11:18pm On Apr 18, 2013
countdown till thread is locked and binned . . . 10, 9, 8 . . . .
Re: Help!!! by Nobody:
[color=#000030]I wish there was a "Dumb Jokes Section". I'd have moved it there instead.

Mr cork, the next silly thread you post in the romance section will earn you a ban. You may wanna test me as well.

Cheers.
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Re: Help!!! by Coldfeet(f): 11:29pm On Apr 18, 2013
Mtweeeeezzzzzzsssss!!!!! Silly thread.

Re: Help!!! by MrCork17(op): 11:58pm On Apr 18, 2013
sexkillz: [color=#000030]I wish there was a "Dumb Jokes Section. I'd have moved it there instead.

Mr cork, the next silly thread you post in the romance section will earn you a ban. You may wanna test me as well.

Cheers.
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...MR SEXXSKILL..TO BE HONEST, U ARE A NOBODY AND U CAN BAN ME IF IT GIVES U A HARDDDON. THE TRUTH IS THAT U ARE A NOBODY AND U CANT EVEN HANDLE THE FACT THAT I AM MORE POPULAR THAN U ON NAIRALAND (FACT). U MAKE STUPID THREATS AND BULLY JUST TO IMPRESS YOU BOSS SEUN,TO GIVE U PAY RISE..HPEU BUY A HOUSE WITH IT.

MY CHALLENGE TO U,IF U THIN U THE SMARTES GOOON ON NAIRALAND,TAKE ME ON ONE ON ONE...I CHALLENGE U ON ANY TOPIC, ANYTHIN...THE RESULT, YOU BOSS WILL DEMOTE U.. i SAY THIS SIMPLY BECOZ I WANT U PUSSSSH IT ...BAN ME IF U LIKE.,..BIG DEAL. I WISH U KNOW HOW MUCH I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE OUT THE HEAT ON U.. IF U MAN ENOUGH ..LETS GET IT ON..U SILLY YELLLOW MIDGET.... THE FACT IS I HELP TO ATTRACT ALOT OF PEOPLETO NAIRALAND..SO FUK U AND YOUR THREAT.. LETS DO IT...U IMMEBECILE!!!
angry
Re: Help!!! by Nobody: 12:14am On Apr 19, 2013
[color=#000030]Ok. . . [/color]
Re: Help!!! by Flashaldrin(m): 12:45am On Apr 19, 2013
yeee, oga cork don vex!
Re: Help!!! by ektbear: 1:01am On Apr 19, 2013
Dude, why are you keep moving his threads? They are entertaining man, and deserve to stay in the romance section. I don't think people are actually pissed off by his posts, they enjoy them (at least this is the case for me).
Re: Help!!! by Nobody: 1:07am On Apr 19, 2013
[quote author=ekt_bear]Dude, why are you keep moving his threads? They are entertaining man, and deserve to stay in the romance section. I don't think people are actually pissed off by his posts, they enjoy them (at least this is the case for me).[/quote][color=#000030] His threads are entertaining, that is why they get moved to the Jokes section, a child board of the ENTERTAINMENT section. . . [/color]
Re: Help!!! by MrCork17(op): 1:14am On Apr 19, 2013
sexkillz: [color=#000030] His threads are entertaining, that is why they get moved to the Jokes section, a child board of the ENTERTAINMENT section. . . [/color]
...SEXXSLILZZ...U YELLO ABLINO BASSTARD..I LABEL U A BASSTARD AND WIT MY BLESSIN U WILL REMAIN A BASSTARD! angry
Re: Help!!! by ektbear: 1:15am On Apr 19, 2013
They are not jokes though. They are "romantically" entertaining, e.g. someone stereotyping oyibo women as X.

Anyway his threads aren't doing any harm to the Romance section and tend to be popular. Imo leave them be.
Re: Help!!! by ektbear: 1:16am On Apr 19, 2013
Heck, do a poll and ask Romance section people if they think his threads don't belong there and are happy that they are moved immediately.

Dollars to donuts, many will be in support of them staying..
Re: Help!!! by Nobody: 1:20am On Apr 19, 2013
[color=#000030]I move tens of threads daily without the consent of the romance section people. They don't tell me what to do.

Or are you suggesting we conduct polls for all the threads I move as well?
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Re: Help!!! by ektbear: 1:30am On Apr 19, 2013
The point is that his posts are:

a) on topic
b) enjoyed by others/popular

For reasons (a) and (b), there is no justification to have them moved. The purpose of a poll is to verify that (b) is true.
Re: Help!!! by Nobody: 1:34am On Apr 19, 2013
[color=#000030]His posts are suitable for the entertainment section. Where they are

A) on point

B) enjoyed by others/popular.

If you set up a poll for him, you have to set up a poll for everyone whose thread I've moved, and who also thought that their threads were

A) on point

B) enjoyed by others/popular.
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Re: Help!!! by ektbear: 1:38am On Apr 19, 2013
Is a thread about dark-skinned women really more appropriate for the Jokes/Entertainment section than Romance?
Re: Help!!! by Nobody: 1:51am On Apr 19, 2013
[quote author=ekt_bear]Is a thread about dark-skinned women really more appropriate for the Jokes/Entertainment section than Romance?[/quote][color=#000030] Yes. Especially when it was meant to be "entertaining".[/color]
Re: Help!!! by ektbear: 1:53am On Apr 19, 2013
No. You are mistaken.
Re: Help!!! by chikk(f): 11:56am On Apr 19, 2013
[quote author=ekt_bear]Is a thread about dark-skinned women really more appropriate for the Jokes/Entertainment section than Romance?[/quote]I don't know what the fight is about and i don't have anything against Mr Cork. But there are ways in which he would have framed his question and avoid discrimination. For instance, he could have asked for a way to avoid an 'unwanted' date. Whatever anyone has against dark skinned women shouldn't be brought on a forum like this except as a joke
Re: Help!!! by Preciousgirl(f): 1:24pm On Apr 19, 2013
if u think sexxkills is an albino, click like button grin
Re: Help!!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 6:22pm On Apr 19, 2013
I swear,i'm enjoying this smiley grin grin
Re: Help!!! by Nobody: 12:07am On Apr 21, 2013
Mr cork don't you know that sexkillz
grin
Re: Help!!! by catalan15(m): 7:01pm On May 04, 2019
MrCork17:
...MR SEXXSKILL..TO BE HONEST, U ARE A NOBODY AND U CAN BAN ME IF IT GIVES U A HARDDDON. THE TRUTH IS THAT U ARE A NOBODY AND U CANT EVEN HANDLE THE FACT THAT I AM MORE POPULAR THAN U ON NAIRALAND (FACT). U MAKE STUPID THREATS AND BULLY JUST TO IMPRESS YOU BOSS SEUN,TO GIVE U PAY RISE..HPEU BUY A HOUSE WITH IT.

MY CHALLENGE TO U,IF U THIN U THE SMARTES GOOON ON NAIRALAND,TAKE ME ON ONE ON ONE...I CHALLENGE U ON ANY TOPIC, ANYTHIN...THE RESULT, YOU BOSS WILL DEMOTE U.. i SAY THIS SIMPLY BECOZ I WANT U PUSSSSH IT ...BAN ME IF U LIKE.,..BIG DEAL. I WISH U KNOW HOW MUCH I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE OUT THE HEAT ON U.. IF U MAN ENOUGH ..LETS GET IT ON..U SILLY YELLLOW MIDGET.... THE FACT IS I HELP TO ATTRACT ALOT OF PEOPLETO NAIRALAND..SO FUK U AND YOUR THREAT.. LETS DO IT...U IMMEBECILE!!!
angry
Eazy Bros....
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