A married man visited his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh dear, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face." He replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn''t possibly do it, she would kill me!"Oh please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice."I cant!" he replies."My wife loves this beard!"The girlfriend asked once more,and he finally gives in,goes into the washroom and shaves.

That night he crawls into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.The wife awakened, feels his face and replies. "Oh Michael, you shouldn''t be here, my husband will be home soon!" hurry! hurry! hurry!`

She's got alot of questions to answer ooooooo

What a way to screwed ! that woman screwed herself real nice.
Nice joke
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