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Grammar Issues! by enque(f): 9:30am On Apr 24, 2008
[b]NORMAL PERSON: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
Chris Okotie : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.

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NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
Chris Okotie : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.

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NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
Chris Okotie : All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
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NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
Chris Okotie : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

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NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
Chris Okotie : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.

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NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
Chris Okotie : Neophyte's serendipity.

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NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss
Chris Okotie : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.

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NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together
Chris Okotie : Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.

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NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep
Chris Okotie : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

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NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness
Chris Okotie : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

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NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk
Chris Okotie : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid.

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NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks
Chris Okotie : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.

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NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap
Chris Okotie : Surveillance should precede saltation.

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NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best
Chris Okotie : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.

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NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Chris Okotie : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.

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NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!
Chris Okotie : Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.


HOPE U HAVE A BETTER VOCABULARY OF GRAMMAR NOW[/b]
Re: Grammar Issues! by tufe(m): 1:25pm On Apr 24, 2008
this is like the 5th time this is being posted here undecided undecided undecided
Re: Grammar Issues! by aristole(m): 1:29pm On Apr 24, 2008
@poster.

Please expatiate because it seems chris okotie is abnormal(in your quotes). U put "normal person" and Chris Okotie.So I take it as "word and opposite".Elucidate your point .ok?

And besides, we've had  a version of this before.
Re: Grammar Issues! by tufe(m): 1:38pm On Apr 24, 2008
aritole grin grin
Re: Grammar Issues! by ituen(m): 5:59am On Apr 25, 2008
where is the MOD
Re: Grammar Issues! by clemcykul(f): 9:26am On Apr 25, 2008
who in blazes is posting stale craps here?
Re: Grammar Issues! by osat02: 10:37am On Apr 25, 2008
and so tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: Grammar Issues! by clemcykul(f): 12:12pm On Apr 25, 2008
fukoff dear ure not wanted.
Re: Grammar Issues! by tufe(m): 12:35pm On Apr 25, 2008
oh my

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