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>:( by Nobody: 9:33am On May 03, 2008 |
Blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's going on?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing 9-1-1, his 4-year old son comes up and says; "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your clothes closet and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the wardrobe floor. "You IDIOT!!!" screams the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked and scaring the kids |
Re: >:( by Nobody: 12:02pm On May 03, 2008 |
lol! mumu! |
Re: >:( by segunpc(m): 9:08am On May 05, 2008 |
roflmao! na toy dey the man brain. in fact is brain is dented. good one poster. |
Re: >:( by clemcykul(f): 12:16pm On May 05, 2008 |
lmao |
Re: >:( by temmysexy(f): 1:21pm On May 05, 2008 |
in fact, over mumu dey worry am. |
Re: >:( by oluyemimi(f): 12:45pm On May 08, 2008 |
odee!!!! nacking ur wife in ur very before |
Re: >:( by ohilebo(m): 1:06pm On May 08, 2008 |
nor blame the guy, he is just foolish enough to drive the wife to other men |
Re: >:( by clemcykul(f): 9:33am On May 09, 2008 |
so u don get sense |
Re: >:( by bibs(f): 10:17am On May 09, 2008 |
Chei i no go gree |
Re: >:( by Nobody: 9:15pm On May 09, 2008 |
bibs: Say . . |
Re: >:( by kayowalemi(m): 11:39am On May 10, 2008 |
uncle ted too get heart attack now, how he go fit help another heart attack patient |
Re: >:( by jaymobb(m): 1:21pm On May 10, 2008 |
who b uncle ted |
Re: >:( by kayowalemi(m): 1:28pm On May 10, 2008 |
I can see. Dem help u read the story? Go and read again jaymobb: |
Re: >:( by jaymobb(m): 1:42pm On May 10, 2008 |
i have read the story but the name of the characters were changed. i tot u were the husband and "uncle ted" was sauce oops did i say sometin |
Re: >:( by Nobody: 2:13pm On May 10, 2008 |
Brrrr |
Re: >:( by Nobody: 2:21pm On May 10, 2008 |
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr |
Re: >:( by Nobody: 2:34pm On May 10, 2008 |
@ ibkaye Bimbo how va |
Re: >:( by Nobody: 2:35pm On May 10, 2008 |
@ Who is bimbo? |
Re: >:( by Nobody: 2:45pm On May 10, 2008 |
Brrrrr |
Re: >:( by Nobody: 2:45pm On May 10, 2008 |
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr |
Re: >:( by Nobody: 2:54pm On May 10, 2008 |
Bad habit |
Re: >:( by djcrooky(m): 2:55pm On May 10, 2008 |
nice brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr it all about coke |
Re: >:( by Nobody: 2:55pm On May 10, 2008 |
brrrrrrrrr |
Re: >:( by Tattooboy: 4:40pm On May 10, 2008 |
You IDIOT!!!" screams the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked and scaring the kidsi love that piece @ibkaye u had an heart attack that very day too huh me and this girl sha |
Re: >:( by Nobody: 4:43pm On May 10, 2008 |
Tattooboy:Popo Titi |
Re: >:( by Tattooboy: 5:00pm On May 10, 2008 |
: info sorry that was BIG BAMO'S first Single, i love that song |
Re: >:( by Nobody: 5:05pm On May 10, 2008 |
Should i upload the Single for u? |
Re: >:( by mykali(m): 5:21pm On May 10, 2008 |
info, e be like say na u wey dis thing happen to. was ibkaye cheating on u or what? well, all i can say is brrrrrrrrrrrrrr. |
Re: >:( by Tattooboy: 5:31pm On May 10, 2008 |
mykali stop brrrrrring reality
pls do, i love that song |
Re: >:( by mykali(m): 7:40pm On May 10, 2008 |
i ain't brrrrrr-ing reality. have u ever tasted coke? |
Re: >:( by Nobody: 8:40pm On May 10, 2008 |
Tattooboy: http://www.esnips.com/doc/ef18d173-6790-4751-adad-f3ebcdb7fc9a/PopoTiti Or Click here Enjoy @ mykali How does it taste like self? |
Re: >:( by clemcykul(f): 11:16am On May 12, 2008 |
they kept on taking coke and brrrring till their lifes braked and brrred them to death* |
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