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>:( by Nobody: 9:33am On May 03, 2008
Blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's going on?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing 9-1-1, his 4-year old son comes up and says; "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your clothes closet and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the wardrobe floor. "You IDIOT!!!" screams the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked and scaring the kids
Re: >:( by Nobody: 12:02pm On May 03, 2008
lol! mumu! cheesy
Re: >:( by segunpc(m): 9:08am On May 05, 2008
roflmao! na toy dey the man brain.

in fact is brain is dented.

good one poster.
Re: >:( by clemcykul(f): 12:16pm On May 05, 2008
lmao
Re: >:( by temmysexy(f): 1:21pm On May 05, 2008
in fact, over mumu dey worry am. tongue cool
Re: >:( by oluyemimi(f): 12:45pm On May 08, 2008
odee!!!! nacking ur wife in ur very before cool
Re: >:( by ohilebo(m): 1:06pm On May 08, 2008
nor blame the guy, he is just foolish enough to drive the wife to other men undecided
Re: >:( by clemcykul(f): 9:33am On May 09, 2008
so u don get sense
Re: >:( by bibs(f): 10:17am On May 09, 2008
Chei i no go gree
Re: >:( by Nobody: 9:15pm On May 09, 2008
bibs:

Chei i no go gree

Say . .
Re: >:( by kayowalemi(m): 11:39am On May 10, 2008
uncle ted too get heart attack now, how he go fit help another heart attack patient
Re: >:( by jaymobb(m): 1:21pm On May 10, 2008
who b uncle ted
Re: >:( by kayowalemi(m): 1:28pm On May 10, 2008
I can see. Dem help u read the story? Go and read again
jaymobb:

who b uncle ted
Re: >:( by jaymobb(m): 1:42pm On May 10, 2008
i have read the story but the name of the characters were changed.

i tot u were the husband and "uncle ted" was sauce

oops did i say sometin lipsrsealed
Re: >:( by Nobody: 2:13pm On May 10, 2008
Brrrr
Re: >:( by Nobody: 2:21pm On May 10, 2008
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Re: >:( by Nobody: 2:34pm On May 10, 2008
@ ibkaye

Bimbo how va angry
Re: >:( by Nobody: 2:35pm On May 10, 2008
@Mumu Info
Who is bimbo? tongue
Re: >:( by Nobody: 2:45pm On May 10, 2008
Brrrrr grin
Re: >:( by Nobody: 2:45pm On May 10, 2008
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr cool
Re: >:( by Nobody: 2:54pm On May 10, 2008
Bad habit
Re: >:( by djcrooky(m): 2:55pm On May 10, 2008
nice brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

it all  about coke
Re: >:( by Nobody: 2:55pm On May 10, 2008
brrrrrrrrr tongue
Re: >:( by Tattooboy: 4:40pm On May 10, 2008
You IDIOT!!!" screams the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked and scaring the kids
i love that piece

@ibkaye
u had an heart attack that very day too huh me and this girl sha
Re: >:( by Nobody: 4:43pm On May 10, 2008
Tattooboy:

me and this girl sha
Popo Titi shocked
Re: >:( by Tattooboy: 5:00pm On May 10, 2008
: info
Popo Titi

sorry that was BIG BAMO'S first Single, i love that song cheesy
Re: >:( by Nobody: 5:05pm On May 10, 2008
Should i upload the Single for u? cool
Re: >:( by mykali(m): 5:21pm On May 10, 2008
info, e be like say na u wey dis thing happen to. was ibkaye cheating on u or what?

well, all i can say is brrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Re: >:( by Tattooboy: 5:31pm On May 10, 2008
mykali
info, e be like say na u wey this thing happen to. was ibkaye cheating on u or what?

well, all i can say is[b] brrrrrrrrrrrrrr[/b]

stop brrrrrring reality

info
Should i upload the Single for u?

pls do, i love that song smiley
Re: >:( by mykali(m): 7:40pm On May 10, 2008
i ain't brrrrrr-ing reality. have u ever tasted coke?
Re: >:( by Nobody: 8:40pm On May 10, 2008
Tattooboy:


please do, i love that song smiley

http://www.esnips.com/doc/ef18d173-6790-4751-adad-f3ebcdb7fc9a/PopoTiti Or
Click here Enjoy

@ mykali

How does it taste like self?
Re: >:( by clemcykul(f): 11:16am On May 12, 2008
they kept on taking coke and brrrring till their lifes braked and brrred them to death* grin

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