There was this robbery in Warri, the robber shouted to
everyone: "All don't move,
money belongs to the state,
life belongs
to you".
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.
This is called "Mind Changing Concept -->
Changing the
conventional way of thinking".
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One lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her
"Please be civilized! This is
a robbery and not a rape!"
This is called "Being Professional --> Focus only on what you are
trained to do!"
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When the robbers got back, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who is
only primary
school educated), "Big bro, let's count how muchwe got", the older robber rebutted and said, "You very stupid, so much
money, how to
count, tonight TV will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"
This is called "Experience
--> nowadays experience
is more important than paper qualifications!"
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After the robbers left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. The
supervisor says "Wait, wait wait, let's put the 5 million naira we
embezzled into the amount the robbers robbed".
This is called "Swim with the
tide --> converting an
unfavorable
situation to your advantage!"
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The supervisor says "It will be good if there is a
robbery every
month".
This is called "Killing Boredom --> Happiness is
most important."
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The next day, TV news reported that 100 million naira was taken
from the bank. The robbers counted and countedand
counted, but they could only count 20 million naira. The robbers were very angry and complained "We risked our lives and only took 20 million naira, the bank manager took 80 million naira with a snap of his fingers. It
looks like it is better to be
educated than to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is
worth as much as gold!"