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A US Marine was on a train travelling from Winnipeg to Vancouver. The train was quite crowded, so the US. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed, middle-aged, Frenchwoman's poodle.

The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular,
"Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left
was under that dog.
"Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."
She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"

This time the Marine didn't say a word, he just picked up the little dog,
tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The woman
shrieked, "Someone must defend my honour! Put this American in his place!"
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong b***h out of the window.

Ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, don't geddit

TOYOSI20:
Ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, don't geddit

geez, a guy's got to explain every darn joke he cracks!

The poodle was a b**** (you know, the female of a dog), as was its owner (in a figurative sense now); so the english fella was commenting that the Marine threw the wrong b**** out of the window. Get it now?

na u tell joke na only come dey laff 4 ur joke

so wettin b d point

nice joke there Kay9. kip tem comin

[color=olive]How come people no dey get sense of humour??

@poster, nice joke there, jare[/color]

i taya 4 pple jo.
Whats so hard to understand about the joke.
E funny die jo

nonplussed