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| Simple Arithmetics by kayowalemi(m): 4:11pm On May 17, 2008 |
A teacher, standing in front of a class comprising Mr. Pythagoras, A pastor, A roman guy, an accountant, a politician, wrote on the board the following arithmetics and asked the class to answer it with reasons. 1 + 1 Mr. Pythagoras said "1+1=2" QED. Professional answer The pastor said "1+1=1" because bible says: "and the two shall become one." Spiritual answer The Roman Guy said "1+1=11 " no comment. Latin comment The Accountant "1+1=if it is 2 then it should be 2.0000 and if 11, then it should be 11.0000. It depend on ya mind." Fraudlent Thinking The Politician said, "As for me I go follow the Roman, that is, 1+1=11.000.000.000.0 as many zero as you want with currency of ya choice." Embezzler Thinking The teacher got confused. |
| Re: Simple Arithmetics by aristole(m): 5:29pm On May 19, 2008 |
Na you.OLeeeeeeeee.  |
| Re: Simple Arithmetics by kayowalemi(m): 10:25am On May 20, 2008 |
One woman battalion, I know ya type, if I carry you put for governor's office na d same answer You go dey get with the politician aristole: |
| Re: Simple Arithmetics by tytylayor: 11:13am On May 20, 2008 |
kayowalemi: so u sef noe d anser  |
| Re: Simple Arithmetics by kayowalemi(m): 11:33am On May 20, 2008 |
It depend on where I dey. If I dey classroom, I go get the first answer. If I dey church, sure d second answer. Let Fashola vacate that office for mi for one day, Oh God my dear, You go see my brilliance. tytylayor: |
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