₦airaland Forum

adaobi123:

jackbauersballs: *Inside the OP's head*

"Oboi I don reach...their papa there...Make I snap pishure sharply"

Looks around..."Oboi where Ekene na? en neva show...Make I ask the oyibo man make e take me pishure jare"

"I don reach London...Make I go call boys...I don reach o!!!!"

"Oh See Ekene sef...Ekene come come make we snap...You get internet? I wan upload to facebook and Nairaland...wait kini? I wan make dem know now now say levels don change...Tommorow I enter busstop give them another shot from there...Their papa there...I don reach bo!"

pro01: Reminds me of the proverbial lizard that falls from the top of an Iroko tree, looks left, looks right, and seeing that nobody is willing to congratulate him for his 'achievement', goes ahead to congratulate himself for successfully falling from an Iroko tree.

Arriving in London means you have arrived indeed. It is no mean feat to arrive in the land that is fid with mïk and öni..

Nickydrake: Look what the world has come to. Men don't have it easy at all. You escape a henpecking wife, you end up with a daughter who stakes your bälls in a wager.

Ayorh4you: Smallie, whatz funny? For your information, I came here purposely cuz of u. I tink u r grown enough to.............. #winks

Ayorh4you: Start packing ur luggages, cuz I'm coming to take u soon

adaobi123: Where will you take me to ? Dubai ?

shaybe baby: I don't get it, why r u sharing this with strangers? What r u trying to prove to pple you don't know or care about by announcing that you were at heathrow?

Ayorh4you: you sounding seriously pissed. huh! do me a favor dear, kindly go hug d nearest transformer in your street. I see no reason why bu should swallow panadol for someone else's headache #GBEBORUN

shaybe baby: #abebelube. Omo o ri iru e ri, I don't blame you, I blame the person that granted you visa.