Several years ago, a man returned home from a trip late in the night just when a storm hit, with crashing thunder and severe lightning. As he came into his bedroom about 2 AM, he found his two children (apparently scared by the loud storm) in his bedroom with his wife. He resigned himself to sleeping in the guest bedroom that night.

The next day, he talked to the children, and explained that it was OK to sleep with Mom when the storm was bad, but when he was expected home, please don't sleep with Mom that night. They said OK.

After his next trip several weeks later, his wife and the children picked him up in the terminal at the appointed time. Since the plane was late, everyone had come into the terminal to wait for his plane's arrival, along with hundreds of other folks waiting for their arriving passengers. As he entered the waiting area, his 4 year old son saw him, and came running shouting

"Hi, Dad! he've got some good news!"

As he waved back, he said loudly, "What is the good news?"

"The good news is that nobody slept with Mommy while you were away this time!" Alex shouted.

The airport became very quiet, as everyone in the waiting area looked at Alex, then turned to the man, and then searched the rest of the area to see if they could figure out exactly who Alex Mom was.

nice one

lol

Omg!, what the hell of a kid?, nice one

this was funny, damn i cracked up really good.

fun

ORIGINAL and funnY!!!

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Nice one
Cheers

oh my gawd!!!!

lol lol lol

now that was extremely funny

Hehe.

Foolish kid!

ure right spiky
yawa don gaz be that

What can we do to em kids!

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