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Let's Talk by Benheart1(m): 12:35pm On May 27, 2008
Let's Talk

A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about?"

Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff, grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The guy thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
Re: Let's Talk by folly69(m): 12:46pm On May 27, 2008
lmao grin grin grin
Re: Let's Talk by oge4real(f): 12:47pm On May 27, 2008
Holy Moses!
Re: Let's Talk by kayowalemi(m): 2:13pm On May 27, 2008
d beginning of nuclear e no no
Re: Let's Talk by Benheart1(m): 3:29pm On May 27, 2008
yea may be we can talk bout power probe
Re: Let's Talk by olulu(m): 3:39pm On May 27, 2008
nuclear shit


grin grin grin grin
Re: Let's Talk by kayowalemi(m): 4:05pm On May 27, 2008
na power shit u suppose talk

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