If u have not been embarrassed b4 then u are so lucky. I dread embarrassment more than many things in this life yet it doesn't seem to want to leave me ALONE! Anyways, this is one of my many embarrassing moments.
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After getting high with my bro and friends on xmas eve, I decided to attend d vigil mass at my church. As I sat in d gallery of d church, I noticed a beautiful damsel was sitting by my left. "O mehn, this mass no go dull at all, not with this babe by my side". This was my thought but little did I know that d most embarrassing moment of my life was asbout to unfold...