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| If Hip Hop Was A School by opeyemi2(m): 12:46am On Jun 01, 2006 |
If hip hop was a school lil kim would be da skool hoe j-lo would be da skool slut master p would be da loser that no1 really knows, who wears his own clothes that nobody likes but still on da b-ball team jay-z would be da pretty boy/ladies man/playa dat every1 envied and homecomin king dr. Dre would be da o.g. Beyonce would be the most popular gurl in skool and da homecomin queen r kelly would be da super senior tryin 2 bag all da freshmans eminem would be da white kid who hangs out wit all da black kids nd have all of their respect odb would be da special ed student dat would not be allowed to leave da 3rd floor (r.i.p) ludacris would be da class clown dat tried 2 f**k all da gurlz jeezy would be dat n***a dat, , s**t i dunno wat he will be outkast would be hippies in da skool b.i.g would be da fat ugly cockeyed dude wit da fine gurl nd people be wonderin how he get wit her (r.i.p) 2pac would be dat n***a the game would be da dude dat no1 f**ks wit cause of his rep in da streets (but he's popular) 50 cent would be game's b***h and no1 really shows him no respect nelly would da prettiest n***a in da skool, he's on da football, basketball, and baseball team, all da gurls wanna get wit him murphy lee, ali, kyuan nd slow would be nelly's bodyguards nd right hand mans, dey will also get all da gurls cuz dey hangout wit nelly pharrell would be da flyest dude in da skool, hav all da ice creams nd bapes in every color lil jon would be da hypest dude at da skool, when da skool hav parties, he gets it crunk!!! Nick cannon would be da wanna be popular kid/tryin 2 act hard christina millian would be da prettiest gurl in da skool dat every1 iz trin 2 beat, but shes a virgin and only mess wit jocks, and head of da cheerleadin team twista would be da kid in english class who always write a 3000 word essay instead of the required 500 words cassidy would be da drug dealer usher would be da super pretty boy dat gets every gurl pregnant big tigger would be da dude dat hangs out wit all da gurls but ppl thinks he's gay juvenile would be da guy you couldnt stand talkin 2 or listenin 2 dem franchize boyz would be da group dat rocks nuttin but white tees juelz would be da dude dat literally f**k evey gurl in da skool jim jones would be da thug dat no1 f**ks wit/weed head killa cam would be da 1 dat tells a gurl, i miss u ma, cum kiss pa, nd put ur meat on mi stick like a shish ke bob lil wayne would be da hot boy, wit all da whips baby would be da ugly dude but gets all da gurlz cuz he rocks nuttin but ice nd got mad whips fat joe would be da lonely n***a remy martin would be da transvestite ( i hope i spelled it rite) chris brown would be da transfered student from anotha skool dat ever1 picks on bow wow would be da lil freshman dat da gurlz adore but gets picked on everyday ciara would be bow wow's bodyguard keysha cole would be da thuggest chick in da skool nd willin 2 knock off any gurlz head omarion would be da ladies man nd wins every talent show marques houston would be da porn star ja rule would be da wanna be thug t.i. Would be dat n***a also lil flip would be t.i.'s bitch, carryin his books, givin him lunch money and doin his hw p diddy would be da dude dat thinks he could dance but he really cant, but he throws da best parties ying yang twins would be da dudes dat are seniors dat are suppose 2 have english 8 but got english 1 lil scrappy would be da dude dat dont gives a f**k wat he does snoop would dat folk n***a, nd he's also a o.g. Ice cube would be love-vendor of da skool, he would smack a bitch if they get outta line fabolous would be da dude dat da playa but he would get herb up by every1 paul wall, mike jones and slim thug would be da transfer students from texas dat every1 would love 2 talk 2 cuz of their accents trick daddy would be da dirty lookin n***a but gets da ladies cuz f his style |
| Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by lovelyS(m): 9:32am On Jun 01, 2006 |
[B]usher raymond[/b] would be ladies man & win many dance competition. . . [B]akon[/b] would be a talented vocalist, 50cent would be a troublesome thug that full of talent, bullshittin' his mates young buck would b dope boy and pickpoket, lyod banks would be a new commer tryin to make thin's happen, b'wow would be a lil thug loved by babez and n!&&@z, lil'romeo would be a just growin' up lil stud loved by kidz and babez snoopdogg will be b!tc#s man and king of thuggz and n!&&@z |
| Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by Eastcoast(f): 11:23am On Jun 01, 2006 |
Neyo would be the kid that is struggling to find his individuality and set himself apart |
| Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by eveseh(f): 9:02pm On Jun 01, 2006 |
lol funny |
| Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by hotangel2(f): 12:18am On Jun 02, 2006 |
Almost everything is true, but i dont agree with the 50 cents one. hahahahaha, NICK CANNON! SO TRUE! Keyshia cole, on point. |
| Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by Qtane: 3:34am On Jun 02, 2006 |
Kelis would be the black girl that all the white girls can talk to Alicia keys will be confuse whether she want to hang with the black friends or white Eve will be the girl all the guys are afraid to holla at Ashanti will be the girl that try to act like Beyonce' Foxy brown will be the new girl trying to be the next top ho mary j. Blight will be the girl always in consueling whitney Houston will be right next to her on crack!!! |
| Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by Nolly: 3:40am On Jun 02, 2006 |
mariah carey will be the white ho** all the black guys slept with |
| Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by eveseh(f): 7:17am On Jun 02, 2006 |
Nolly: LOL LOL,u are damn right
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| Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by lunafish(f): 9:49pm On Jun 03, 2006 |
Left Eye would be the "Thug's angel" She would be in detention for arson, be followed by her traitor friends T-Boz and Chilli and be protected by Tupac and the hustler who employs him: Suge Knight. Mariah would be the pure girl who occasionally got a black boyfriend. She would always bring up her Mixed heritage when it was the Slavery module in History class. Speaking of History class, Dead Prez would be at the back calling the teacher racist and quoting Marcus Garvey and Malcolm X "By any means necessary, mother fu*cker!!!" Chingy would be the freshman who wore mirrors on his shoes. Nelly would be the guy who got friends because of his accent. Mary J Blige would be the girl with a permanent screwface. |
| Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by lunafish(f): 9:57pm On Jun 03, 2006 |
Most likely to not graduate: Snoop Dogg Most likely to be sliding down the pole: Lil Kim Most likely to need bail: Everyone artist on Death Row Most likely to need a ghetto pass: P. Diddy Most likely to have a heart attack: Biggie/ Big Pun |
| Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by hotangel2(f): 9:59pm On Jun 03, 2006 |
lunafish: Actually, i think aaliyah would be the thug's angel. Hello? Uhmm her traitor friends? Who told u they betrayed her? |
| Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by lunafish(f): 10:32am On Jun 04, 2006 |
@ Hotangel Left Eye would be the Thug's angel because she has strong afiliations with Death Row records (she was signed to them under the pseudonyme of N.I.N.A before she died.) T-Boz and Chilli created a reality TV show called "R U the girl" where they attempted to replace Left Eye with "new blood" by having a talent search. They attempted to slot in a new member for their financial gain (no less that 2 years after her death). In addition, VH1 did a documentary called "TLC: the final chapter" following thier Behing the Music documentary. T-Boz and Chilli proceeded to talk ill of Left Eye and how they were always at her mercy blah blah blah. However; they do not mention how Left Eye; created a production company before the Crazysexycool album to ensure that they would have more creative input OR show she warned T-Boz not to marry Mack 10 (another Death Row artist who she knew) because she was an abusive brute (they subsequently divorced in 2004 due to domestic violence and battery.) Would you dance on your so-called sister's grave? Aaliyah would be that girl who everyone looked out for. R.Kelly would be the senior who seeked all the Freshmen. |
| Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by ciaragirl(f): 12:27pm On Jun 05, 2006 |
LOL LOL funny |
| Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by kimba(m): 9:21am On Jun 06, 2006 |
and Idris Abdulkareem will be the hop foreign student from Nigeria with nick-name "nigeriajagajaga"  |
| Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by DonGotti(m): 12:15pm On Jun 06, 2006 |
This is really hilarious!! Can someone try 2 do this with Nollywood Pls, |
| Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by justme3(m): 1:19pm On Jun 06, 2006 |
i m luvin dis.but i think 50cent should also be in nick cannon's place cos 50 is not as hard as he appears to be.trust me he is not. thumbs up opeyemi |
| Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by lunafish(f): 1:20pm On Jun 06, 2006 |
@ DonGotti Go https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-14636.0.html for the Nollywood High School post |
| Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by Ciaralover(f): 4:30pm On Jun 06, 2006 |
50 centy will be the ladies man Ja rule will be class clown fat joe class fat monster Eminem will hang wit fiddy Jay Z class useless bitch |
| Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by cammax7(m): 4:57pm On Jun 06, 2006 |
Kanye West will be the teacher to school them all |
| Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by Ciaralover(f): 4:59pm On Jun 06, 2006 |
Kanye west sux and he dresses weird and most of all he is ugly, he will be the school nerd!!! |
| Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by yemstar(f): 5:21pm On Jun 06, 2006 |
| kudos u guys this was real funny. |
| Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by eveseh(f): 8:19pm On Jun 06, 2006 |
will smith will be the funniest, my own  |
| Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by DonGotti(m): 8:22am On Jun 07, 2006 |
@lunafish, Thanks Ma$e would be the cute the president of the student christian fellowship but confused wether to stay on the straight and narrow or roll with the big dogs |
| Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by lunafish(f): 8:27am On Jun 07, 2006 |
@ DonGotti It was my pleasure. Writing it was a doozy because I had so much to draw from. You're right about Ma$e though. Mos Def would be the president to the student Black Panther Party, Nubians United and the African Association. He would have respect from the thugs but teachers would consider him to be a threat. Talib Kweli would be the vice President. DeadPrez would be their vigilante street team. |
| Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by beyunce(f): 3:31pm On Jun 07, 2006 |
Dammmmmmmm funny. really funny. |
| Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by ciaragirl(f): 2:50am On Jun 08, 2006 |
ciara would be the stongeste woman among all da ladies |
| Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by eveseh(f): 2:51am On Jun 08, 2006 |
LOL LOL,kelly rowland,will be the beautiful chicks among all of dem |
| Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by jgirl3: 10:48am On Jun 11, 2006 |
LOL! So freakin' true |
| Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by Jduck13(m): 2:47pm On Jun 11, 2006 |
2pac would be the principle and B.I.G. would be the assistant principle Lil kim and J-Lo would be sluts Jayz would be the most popular kid in school Beyonce prom queen and sexiest chick in school Eminem is the white boy accepted by the blacks usher would be the preppy pretty boy gettin all da honeys Lil John Be gettin the partys crunk 50 cent would be the Thug who everyone respect coz he so tough The Game would be the only dude brave enough to mess wit 50 and live Nelly would be the Jock he be the star in football and basketball he be dat speedy halfback hed also be a track star The g -unit crew is the ones who roll wit 50 and get jus bought as much respect as him Snoop would be the love-vendor Gettin high and gettin hoes Pharell would be a pretty boy Luda would be the one who gettin honeys (One of the more popular kids) Chris brown would be the dude who be goin crazy and the one who everybody watchin dance at all the dances Lil Bowow Would be the young boy who popular wit everybody And Kanye be the boy who walkin down the hallways rappin to himself and da one who rips most people in rap battles |
| Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by eveseh(f): 2:48pm On Jun 11, 2006 |
LOL lil kim and j.lo would be sluts,lol,i agree wit u |
| Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by QueenB1(f): 9:38am On Jun 12, 2006 |
Usher would be the sexiest boy and the best dancer and best R&B singer in school. (I would die for him  )Ray J would be the cute and handsome boy to hang arround with. Pharell would be the guy with the nice voice and cool moves. Omarion, would be the cutes and sweetest baby boy in da school. Ashahnti: would be the sexiest and prettierst chick in da school. Ciara would be the girl with dem sexy Dance tricks in school. J.Lo would be the girl with dem sexy ass in school. the guys are going to love her. Nas is will be teaching history. Ja Rule will be the hardest and sexiest rapper at school Fat Joe will get it poppin. yeahhh Nelly will play in the football or basketball team Beyonce, Kelly, Lil Kim, Rihanna would be the Cheerleaders in school. |
| Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by QueenB1(f): 9:40am On Jun 12, 2006 |
P.Diddy will teach the Guys how to become Bad Boys.And how to dress. |
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