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If Hip Hop Was A School by opeyemi2(m): 12:46am On Jun 01, 2006
If hip hop was a school

lil kim would be da skool hoe

j-lo would be da skool slut

master p would be da loser that no1 really knows, who wears his own clothes that nobody likes but still on da b-ball team

jay-z would be da pretty boy/ladies man/playa dat every1 envied and homecomin king

dr. Dre would be da o.g.

Beyonce would be the most popular gurl in skool and da homecomin queen

r kelly would be da super senior tryin 2 bag all da freshmans

eminem would be da white kid who hangs out wit all da black kids nd have all of their respect

odb would be da special ed student dat would not be allowed to leave da 3rd floor (r.i.p)

ludacris would be da class clown dat tried 2 f**k all da gurlz

jeezy would be dat n***a dat, , s**t i dunno wat he will be

outkast would be hippies in da skool

b.i.g would be da fat ugly cockeyed dude wit da fine gurl nd people be wonderin how he get wit her (r.i.p)

2pac would be dat n***a

the game would be da dude dat no1 f**ks wit cause of his rep in da streets (but he's popular)

50 cent would be game's b***h and no1 really shows him no respect

nelly would da prettiest n***a in da skool, he's on da football, basketball, and baseball team, all da gurls wanna get wit him

murphy lee, ali, kyuan nd slow would be nelly's bodyguards nd right hand mans, dey will also get all da gurls cuz dey hangout wit nelly

pharrell would be da flyest dude in da skool, hav all da ice creams nd bapes in every color

lil jon would be da hypest dude at da skool, when da skool hav parties, he gets it crunk!!!

Nick cannon would be da wanna be popular kid/tryin 2 act hard

christina millian would be da prettiest gurl in da skool dat every1 iz trin 2 beat, but shes a virgin and only mess wit jocks, and head of da cheerleadin team

twista would be da kid in english class who always write a 3000 word essay instead of the required 500 words

cassidy would be da drug dealer

usher would be da super pretty boy dat gets every gurl pregnant

big tigger would be da dude dat hangs out wit all da gurls but ppl thinks he's gay

juvenile would be da guy you couldnt stand talkin 2 or listenin 2

dem franchize boyz would be da group dat rocks nuttin but white tees

juelz would be da dude dat literally f**k evey gurl in da skool

jim jones would be da thug dat no1 f**ks wit/weed head

killa cam would be da 1 dat tells a gurl, i miss u ma, cum kiss pa, nd put ur meat on mi stick like a shish ke bob

lil wayne would be da hot boy, wit all da whips

baby would be da ugly dude but gets all da gurlz cuz he rocks nuttin but ice nd got mad whips

fat joe would be da lonely n***a

remy martin would be da transvestite ( i hope i spelled it rite)

chris brown would be da transfered student from anotha skool dat ever1 picks on

bow wow would be da lil freshman dat da gurlz adore but gets picked on everyday

ciara would be bow wow's bodyguard

keysha cole would be da thuggest chick in da skool nd willin 2 knock off any gurlz head

omarion would be da ladies man nd wins every talent show

marques houston would be da porn star

ja rule would be da wanna be thug

t.i. Would be dat n***a also

lil flip would be t.i.'s bitch, carryin his books, givin him lunch money and doin his hw

p diddy would be da dude dat thinks he could dance but he really cant, but he throws da best parties

ying yang twins would be da dudes dat are seniors dat are suppose 2 have english 8 but got english 1

lil scrappy would be da dude dat dont gives a f**k wat he does

snoop would dat folk n***a, nd he's also a o.g.

Ice cube would be love-vendor of da skool, he would smack a bitch if they get outta line

fabolous would be da dude dat da playa but he would get herb up by every1

paul wall, mike jones and slim thug would be da transfer students from texas dat every1 would love 2 talk 2 cuz of their accents

trick daddy would be da dirty lookin n***a but gets da ladies cuz f his style
Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by lovelyS(m): 9:32am On Jun 01, 2006
[B]usher raymond[/b] would be ladies man & win many dance competition. . .

[B]akon[/b] would be a talented vocalist,

50cent would be a troublesome thug that full of talent, bullshittin' his mates

young buck would b dope boy and pickpoket,

lyod banks would be a new commer tryin to make thin's happen,

b'wow would be a lil thug loved by babez and n!&&@z,

lil'romeo would be a just growin' up lil stud loved by kidz and babez

snoopdogg will be b!tc#s man and king of thuggz and n!&&@z
Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by Eastcoast(f): 11:23am On Jun 01, 2006
Neyo would be the kid that is struggling to find his individuality and set himself apart
Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by eveseh(f): 9:02pm On Jun 01, 2006
lol funny
Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by hotangel2(f): 12:18am On Jun 02, 2006
Almost everything is true, but i dont agree with the 50 cents one.

hahahahaha, NICK CANNON! SO TRUE! Keyshia cole, on point.
Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by Qtane: 3:34am On Jun 02, 2006
Kelis would be the black girl that all the white girls can talk to

Alicia keys will be confuse whether she want to hang with the black friends or white

Eve will be the girl all the guys are afraid to holla at

Ashanti will be the girl that try to act like Beyonce'

Foxy brown will be the new girl trying to be the next top ho

mary j. Blight will be the girl always in consueling

whitney Houston will be right next to her on crack!!!
Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by Nolly: 3:40am On Jun 02, 2006
mariah carey will be the white ho** all the black guys slept with
Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by eveseh(f): 7:17am On Jun 02, 2006
Nolly:

mariah carey will be the white ho** all the black guys slept with


LOL LOL,u are damn right

Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by lunafish(f): 9:49pm On Jun 03, 2006
Left Eye would be the "Thug's angel" She would be in detention for arson, be followed by her traitor friends T-Boz and Chilli and be protected by Tupac and the hustler who employs him: Suge Knight.

Mariah would be the pure girl who occasionally got a black boyfriend. She would always bring up her Mixed heritage when it was the Slavery module in History class.

Speaking of History class, Dead Prez would be at the back calling the teacher racist and quoting Marcus Garvey and Malcolm X "By any means necessary, mother fu*cker!!!"

Chingy would be the freshman who wore mirrors on his shoes.

Nelly would be the guy who got friends because of his accent.

Mary J Blige would be the girl with a permanent screwface.
Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by lunafish(f): 9:57pm On Jun 03, 2006
Most likely to not graduate: Snoop Dogg
Most likely to be sliding down the pole: Lil Kim
Most likely to need bail: Everyone artist on Death Row
Most likely to need a ghetto pass: P. Diddy
Most likely to have a heart attack: Biggie/ Big Pun
Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by hotangel2(f): 9:59pm On Jun 03, 2006
lunafish:

Left Eye would be the "Thug's angel" She would be in detention for arson, be followed by her traitor friends T-Boz and Chilli and be protected by Tupac and the hustler who employs him: Suge Knight.


Actually, i think aaliyah would be the thug's angel. Hello?

Uhmm her traitor friends? Who told u they betrayed her?
Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by lunafish(f): 10:32am On Jun 04, 2006
@ Hotangel

Left Eye would be the Thug's angel because she has strong afiliations with Death Row records (she was signed to them under the pseudonyme of N.I.N.A before she died.)

T-Boz and Chilli created a reality TV show called "R U the girl" where they attempted to replace Left Eye with "new blood" by having a talent search. They attempted to slot in a new member for their financial gain (no less that 2 years after her death). In addition, VH1 did a documentary called "TLC: the final chapter" following thier Behing the Music documentary. T-Boz and Chilli proceeded to talk ill of Left Eye and how they were always at her mercy blah blah blah.

However; they do not mention how Left Eye; created a production company before the Crazysexycool album to ensure that they would have more creative input OR show she warned T-Boz not to marry Mack 10 (another Death Row artist who she knew) because she was an abusive brute (they subsequently divorced in 2004 due to domestic violence and battery.)

Would you dance on your so-called sister's grave?

Aaliyah would be that girl who everyone looked out for.

R.Kelly would be the senior who seeked all the Freshmen.
Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by ciaragirl(f): 12:27pm On Jun 05, 2006
LOL LOL funny
Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by kimba(m): 9:21am On Jun 06, 2006
and Idris Abdulkareem will be the hop foreign student from Nigeria with nick-name "nigeriajagajaga"
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by DonGotti(m): 12:15pm On Jun 06, 2006
This is really hilarious!!

Can someone try 2 do this with Nollywood Pls,
Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by justme3(m): 1:19pm On Jun 06, 2006
i m luvin dis.but i think 50cent should also be in nick cannon's place cos 50 is not as hard as he appears to be.trust me he is not.
thumbs up opeyemi
Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by lunafish(f): 1:20pm On Jun 06, 2006
@ DonGotti

Go https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-14636.0.html for the Nollywood High School post
Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by Ciaralover(f): 4:30pm On Jun 06, 2006
50 centy will be the ladies man
Ja rule will be class clown
fat joe class fat monster
Eminem will hang wit fiddy
Jay Z class useless bitch
Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by cammax7(m): 4:57pm On Jun 06, 2006
Kanye West will be the teacher to school them all
Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by Ciaralover(f): 4:59pm On Jun 06, 2006
Kanye west sux and he dresses weird and most of all he is ugly, he will be the school nerd!!!
Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by yemstar(f): 5:21pm On Jun 06, 2006
grin grin kudos u guys this was real funny.
Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by eveseh(f): 8:19pm On Jun 06, 2006
will smith will be the funniest, grin


my own undecided undecided undecided
Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by DonGotti(m): 8:22am On Jun 07, 2006
@lunafish, Thanks

Ma$e would be the cute the president of the student christian fellowship but confused wether to stay on the straight and narrow or roll with the big dogs
Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by lunafish(f): 8:27am On Jun 07, 2006
@ DonGotti It was my pleasure. Writing it was a doozy because I had so much to draw from.

You're right about Ma$e though.

Mos Def would be the president to the student Black Panther Party, Nubians United and the African Association. He would have respect from the thugs but teachers would consider him to be a threat. Talib Kweli would be the vice President. DeadPrez would be their vigilante street team.
Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by beyunce(f): 3:31pm On Jun 07, 2006
Dammmmmmmm funny. really funny.
Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by ciaragirl(f): 2:50am On Jun 08, 2006
ciara would be the stongeste woman among all da ladies
Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by eveseh(f): 2:51am On Jun 08, 2006
LOL LOL,kelly rowland,will be the beautiful chicks among all of dem
Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by jgirl3: 10:48am On Jun 11, 2006
LOL!
So freakin' true
Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by Jduck13(m): 2:47pm On Jun 11, 2006
2pac would be the principle
and B.I.G. would be the assistant principle
Lil kim and J-Lo would be sluts
Jayz would be the most popular kid in school
Beyonce prom queen and sexiest chick in school
Eminem is the white boy accepted by the blacks
usher would be the preppy pretty boy gettin all da honeys
Lil John Be gettin the partys crunk
50 cent would be the Thug who everyone respect coz he so tough
The Game would be the only dude brave enough to mess wit 50 and live
Nelly would be the Jock he be the star in football and basketball he be dat speedy halfback hed also be a track star
The g -unit crew is the ones who roll wit 50 and get jus bought as much respect as him
Snoop would be the love-vendor Gettin high and gettin hoes
Pharell would be a pretty boy
Luda would be the one who gettin honeys (One of the more popular kids)
Chris brown would be the dude who be goin crazy and the one who everybody watchin dance at all the dances
Lil Bowow Would be the young boy who popular wit everybody
And Kanye be the boy who walkin down the hallways rappin to himself and da one who rips most people in rap battles
Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by eveseh(f): 2:48pm On Jun 11, 2006
LOL lil kim and j.lo would be sluts,lol,i agree wit u
Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by QueenB1(f): 9:38am On Jun 12, 2006
Usher would be the sexiest boy and the best dancer and best R&B singer in school. (I would die for him kiss kiss)
Ray J would be the cute and handsome boy to hang arround with.
Pharell would be the guy with the nice voice and cool moves.
Omarion, would be the cutes and sweetest baby boy in da school.
Ashahnti: would be the sexiest and prettierst chick in da school.
Ciara would be the girl with dem sexy Dance tricks in school.
J.Lo would be the girl with dem sexy ass in school. the guys are going to love her.
Nas is will be teaching history.
Ja Rule will be the hardest and sexiest rapper at school
Fat Joe will get it poppin. yeahhh
Nelly will play in the football or basketball team
Beyonce, Kelly, Lil Kim, Rihanna would be the Cheerleaders in school.
Re: If Hip Hop Was A School by QueenB1(f): 9:40am On Jun 12, 2006
P.Diddy will teach the Guys how to become Bad Boys.And how to dress. grin grin

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