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| Missing Cock by kamsy(op): 10:47am On Jun 02, 2006 |
The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out the back of the parish rectory. He had a cock rooster and about ten hens. One Saturday night the cock rooster was missing and the priest suspected that was the time the cock fights occurred in the village. So he decided to do something about it at church the next morning. At Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men stood up. "No, No," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?" All the women stood up. "No, No," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stood up. "No, No," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock?" All the alter boys stood up, |
| Re: Missing Cock by oxsam88(m): 1:31pm On Jun 02, 2006 |
na wa o, so na for inside church all this kain thing dey happen. well sha i like the women, they are very faithful |
| Re: Missing Cock by vichel(m): 1:59pm On Jun 02, 2006 |
watin be all these cock talk  |
| Re: Missing Cock by Badman888(m): 4:39pm On Jun 02, 2006 |
lol |
| Re: Missing Cock by spikelord(m): 4:40pm On Jun 02, 2006 |
Hehe, this one is funny! hahahaha |
| Re: Missing Cock by desiree(f): 8:53pm On Jun 02, 2006 |
 nice one |
| Re: Missing Cock by JazzyJ(f): 6:52am On Sep 25, 2008 |
kamsy:i tot d ending was all the alter boi's n nuns stood up? hmmm |
| Re: Missing Cock by clemcykul(f): 9:58am On Sep 25, 2008 |
i hope my cock is intact  |
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