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Only For Brain Boxes by richie44(op): 10:25am On Sep 26, 2013
I know u'r brilliant but....Let's see how smart you are;


A Man was found murdered on 19-6-2011 (Sunday
Afternoon) inside his house, his wife called the police,
they asked everyone around a question Police:
where were you when his death happened?.
WIFE: I was sleeping upstairswhen the murder took
place
COOK: I was cooking in the kitchen
HOUSE GIRL: I went to collect the children from school.
GARDENER: I was cutting the flowers at the backyard.
GATEMAN: Oga sent me to buy newspaper for
junction.
After listening to their answers, the police arrested the
murderer.
Who was the murderer?
Re: Only For Brain Boxes by bukatyne(f): 10:30am On Sep 26, 2013
richie44: I know u'r brilliant but....Let's see how smart you are;


A Man was found murdered on 19-6-2011 (Sunday
Afternoon) inside his house, his wife called the police,
they asked everyone around a question Police:
where were you when his death happened?.
WIFE: I was sleeping upstairswhen the murder took
place
COOK: I was cooking in the kitchen
HOUSE GIRL: I went to collect the children from school.
GARDENER: I was cutting the flowers at the backyard.
GATEMAN: Oga sent me to buy newspaper for
junction.
After listening to their answers, the police arrested the
murderer.
Who was the murderer?
The maid?

There is no school on Sundays
Re: Only For Brain Boxes by Emmanuel602(m): 10:37am On Sep 26, 2013
HOUSE GIRL joor
Re: Only For Brain Boxes by dopeJemi: 10:38am On Sep 26, 2013
if I av 2 answer dis question 2 prove dat I'm smart, Den I'm Dumb and dull
Re: Only For Brain Boxes by carzola(m): 10:41am On Sep 26, 2013
I strongly belive this is an ............... Time question.
Re: Only For Brain Boxes by Nobody: 11:08am On Sep 26, 2013
Ok! Here is what happened.
The wife called d cops.


when she was asked the question. She said, she was sleeping upstairs when it took place.
U cant know a murder has taken place whilst sleeping, therefore she lied.
If I was d cop interrogating her ild further ask around what time in her sleep the assassin killed him!
Re: Only For Brain Boxes by dominique(mod): 1:21pm On Sep 26, 2013
^^^ she could have woken up to see a dead person that was alive before she slept. I also think its the maid.
Re: Only For Brain Boxes by Nobody: 7:58pm On Sep 26, 2013
Sunday school.
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