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Tequila by Migines(m): 7:39pm On Jun 28, 2008
Boyfriend and girlfriend go into a restaurant and
sit down in a booth. There is a man sitting at
the bar, checking the woman out, up and down.

As the boyfriend gets up to go to the bathroom,
the man walks over the the girlfriend, sits down
right across from her and looks her right in the
eyes. Without blinking he says, "I want to suck
your nipples raw, and fill your pussy up with
Tequila, and sip it out with a straw." Needless
to say, the woman is appaulled. The man notices
the boyfriend coming back so he returns to his
bar stool.

As the boyfriend sits down, his girlfriend tells
him frantically, "that man at the bar said he
wanted to suck my nipples raw." Well the
boyfriend gets pissed and stands up like he's
getting ready to beat the shit out of this guy.
"Hold on honey, there's more," the girlfriend
says.

"What is it?!" the boyfriend asks.

His girlfriend says, "He also said he wanted to
fill my pussy up with Tequila and sip it out with
a straw." Her boyfriend then sits back down in
his seat.

Angrily, his girlfriend says, "Well aren't you
going to do anything?!?!?!"

Her boyfriend replies, "Honey, I'm not messing
with any man who can drink that much Tequila."
Re: Tequila by cescky(m): 9:20pm On Jun 28, 2008
hahahahahahahhahahhaha hehehehehehehehehheehehehhehehe ohohohhohohohhohohoohhh
she a hohohohohohohoho tongue
Re: Tequila by SamMilla1(m): 9:31pm On Jun 28, 2008
nice one mig
Re: Tequila by dreday(m): 10:04pm On Jun 28, 2008
totally off the hoook.
damn good one
Re: Tequila by mohawkchic(f): 12:29am On Jun 29, 2008
~awesome cheesy~
Re: Tequila by ituen(m): 5:50am On Jun 29, 2008
clap for urself migines
Re: Tequila by Jeovy(m): 8:37am On Jun 30, 2008
AHAHAHAHAH,see intimidation
Re: Tequila by clemcykul(f): 10:33am On Jun 30, 2008
@post lol grin


@jeovy na the rats wey dey ur room dey intimidate u? jaymob u dey hear dis guy so?
Re: Tequila by olulu(m): 1:16pm On Jun 30, 2008
+

i love dis joke


grin grin grin grin


why use a straw when u can drink it straight up?

grin grin grin grin

but i prefer sucking d nipples raw, grin grin
Re: Tequila by Jeovy(m): 1:20pm On Jun 30, 2008
jaymobb get ear?

@olulu

You rotten sha.
Re: Tequila by olulu(m): 4:11pm On Jun 30, 2008
Nah jeovy boy, not rotten

just too expressive,

grin grin grin grin

and loving it
Re: Tequila by folly69(m): 9:10am On Jul 01, 2008
cool joke grin
Re: Tequila by benjay1(m): 10:42am On Jul 01, 2008
Ona no bother ask where Prof. MIGS just surface from ?
Abi Clem don free you from your house arrest ?


Longest time dude.
Re: Tequila by clemcykul(f): 10:44am On Jul 01, 2008
ben u be amebo o

hi sweetie kiss




for the last time folly

go and pay your rent haba!
Re: Tequila by benjay1(m): 11:04am On Jul 01, 2008
You mean his monthly rent @ YABA left
Re: Tequila by clemcykul(f): 11:32am On Jul 01, 2008
na since last year rent he still dey o, i don beg the landlrd tire.
Re: Tequila by benjay1(m): 11:35am On Jul 01, 2008
@folly Now thats very bad.
Re: Tequila by clemcykul(f): 11:49am On Jul 01, 2008
even the woman wey get kiosk in front of hin house, he don finish her shop with credit
Re: Tequila by Jeovy(m): 3:29pm On Jul 01, 2008
begger, come help me beg my landlord too
Re: Tequila by benjay1(m): 3:32pm On Jul 01, 2008
@Jeovy Slow down broda , No carry am enter quarrel.

@All Remeber anything for a good laugh. No quarrels.
Re: Tequila by Jeovy(m): 3:37pm On Jul 01, 2008
ben,u dey slow me down on whose behalf?
Re: Tequila by benjay1(m): 3:42pm On Jul 01, 2008
For the love of beer grin
Re: Tequila by clemcykul(f): 4:46pm On Jul 01, 2008
beer i love it
folly i repeat go and pay your rents!
Re: Tequila by Nautillus(m): 7:10pm On Jul 01, 2008
Pretty good . . .had me laughin 4 a while there . . ,

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