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Tequila by Migines(m): 7:39pm On Jun 28, 2008 |
Boyfriend and girlfriend go into a restaurant and sit down in a booth. There is a man sitting at the bar, checking the woman out, up and down. As the boyfriend gets up to go to the bathroom, the man walks over the the girlfriend, sits down right across from her and looks her right in the eyes. Without blinking he says, "I want to suck your nipples raw, and fill your pussy up with Tequila, and sip it out with a straw." Needless to say, the woman is appaulled. The man notices the boyfriend coming back so he returns to his bar stool. As the boyfriend sits down, his girlfriend tells him frantically, "that man at the bar said he wanted to suck my nipples raw." Well the boyfriend gets pissed and stands up like he's getting ready to beat the shit out of this guy. "Hold on honey, there's more," the girlfriend says. "What is it?!" the boyfriend asks. His girlfriend says, "He also said he wanted to fill my pussy up with Tequila and sip it out with a straw." Her boyfriend then sits back down in his seat. Angrily, his girlfriend says, "Well aren't you going to do anything?!?!?!" Her boyfriend replies, "Honey, I'm not messing with any man who can drink that much Tequila." |
Re: Tequila by cescky(m): 9:20pm On Jun 28, 2008 |
hahahahahahahhahahhaha hehehehehehehehehheehehehhehehe ohohohhohohohhohohoohhh she a hohohohohohohoho |
Re: Tequila by SamMilla1(m): 9:31pm On Jun 28, 2008 |
nice one mig |
Re: Tequila by dreday(m): 10:04pm On Jun 28, 2008 |
totally off the hoook. damn good one |
Re: Tequila by mohawkchic(f): 12:29am On Jun 29, 2008 |
~awesome ~ |
Re: Tequila by ituen(m): 5:50am On Jun 29, 2008 |
clap for urself migines |
Re: Tequila by Jeovy(m): 8:37am On Jun 30, 2008 |
AHAHAHAHAH,see intimidation |
Re: Tequila by clemcykul(f): 10:33am On Jun 30, 2008 |
@post lol @jeovy na the rats wey dey ur room dey intimidate u? jaymob u dey hear dis guy so? |
Re: Tequila by olulu(m): 1:16pm On Jun 30, 2008 |
+ i love dis joke why use a straw when u can drink it straight up? but i prefer sucking d nipples raw, |
Re: Tequila by Jeovy(m): 1:20pm On Jun 30, 2008 |
jaymobb get ear? @olulu You rotten sha. |
Re: Tequila by olulu(m): 4:11pm On Jun 30, 2008 |
Nah jeovy boy, not rotten just too expressive, and loving it |
Re: Tequila by folly69(m): 9:10am On Jul 01, 2008 |
cool joke |
Re: Tequila by benjay1(m): 10:42am On Jul 01, 2008 |
Ona no bother ask where Prof. MIGS just surface from ? Abi Clem don free you from your house arrest ? Longest time dude. |
Re: Tequila by clemcykul(f): 10:44am On Jul 01, 2008 |
ben u be amebo o hi sweetie for the last time folly go and pay your rent haba! |
Re: Tequila by benjay1(m): 11:04am On Jul 01, 2008 |
You mean his monthly rent @ YABA left |
Re: Tequila by clemcykul(f): 11:32am On Jul 01, 2008 |
na since last year rent he still dey o, i don beg the landlrd tire. |
Re: Tequila by benjay1(m): 11:35am On Jul 01, 2008 |
@folly Now thats very bad. |
Re: Tequila by clemcykul(f): 11:49am On Jul 01, 2008 |
even the woman wey get kiosk in front of hin house, he don finish her shop with credit |
Re: Tequila by Jeovy(m): 3:29pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
begger, come help me beg my landlord too |
Re: Tequila by benjay1(m): 3:32pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
@Jeovy Slow down broda , No carry am enter quarrel. @All Remeber anything for a good laugh. No quarrels. |
Re: Tequila by Jeovy(m): 3:37pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
ben,u dey slow me down on whose behalf? |
Re: Tequila by benjay1(m): 3:42pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
For the love of beer |
Re: Tequila by clemcykul(f): 4:46pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
beer i love it folly i repeat go and pay your rents! |
Re: Tequila by Nautillus(m): 7:10pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
Pretty good . . .had me laughin 4 a while there . . , |
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