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A woman is frustrated with her love life because her husband has a massive crush on Brigitte Bardot.

To win back his attentions, she goes to a tattooist to have the letters 'BB' tattooed on her boobs. The tattooist warns her that age and gravity would probably make this unattractive later in life, and suggests the tattoo on her butt instead. She agrees, and bends over to receive a 'B' on each buttock.

When her husband gets home from work that night, she greets him by turning around, bending over, and lifting her dress to expose the artwork. "What do you think?" the wife says. "Uh, who the hell is Bob?" the husband replies.

oya answer
nice one

for heavens sake am Bob.

bob?

o = dats big

wow

yeah dats me

I dunno yet, but clemcy shld have passed that stage

no clem hasnt

nice joke.

@ituen Hw you take see the o ?

he get eye for hin buttocks

~Bob . . . the Builder

thanks u my darling

All of una dey craze

very true

Na clem dey lead the league of mad people here.

@ ben~jay
Na Ituen be im 2IC

coolykdat:
@ ben~jay
Na Ituen be im 2IC

If i tell u say i understand wetin you just type, i dey lie.

[td]@ ben~jay
Na Ituen be im 2IC


If i tell u say i understand wetin you just type, i dey lie.[/td]

Ur brain (if u hav one) must hav gone 4 a walk.

U no no say 2IC stand 4 second in command,

Olodo change ur name 2 Ben~JJC.

@coolykdat For your left auricle paded mind now you don talk ?

See as she lekpa like mopping stick **hiss**

@ben

so by intepretation, clem na first lady of mad people.

clem has got to hear this

**dials clem's number**

@tufe

Amebo who send u!

coolykdat:
@tufe

Amebo who send u!

W.A.A (world amebo association) Na im send am

Tufe na their spokesman for W.A.A

una no know before? tufe mouth dey run marathon

DAT ONE TRY SEF

The mouth also get DIARRHOEA

lmao

Now that is new, mouth DIARRHOEA