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The Future Is Here by Sisikill: 12:37am On Jul 27, 2008
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2008 WHEN

1. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

12. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you will share this with via email

13. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

14. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

And Yes, I was laughing and I did scroll back to see that there wasn't a #9

Re: The Future Is Here by Nobody: 12:46am On Jul 27, 2008
:p smiley
Re: The Future Is Here by HCH3COO: 12:47am On Jul 27, 2008
Ah i remember this one. First saw it 2 years ago.
Re: The Future Is Here by Sisikill: 1:14am On Jul 27, 2008
You read it 2 yrs ago? No you didn't.

Seriously, why are you trying to make my Future bit a thing of the Past?

Why. . . why would you wanna do that? cry
Re: The Future Is Here by HCH3COO: 1:17am On Jul 27, 2008
Sisikill:

You read it 2 years ago? No you didn't.

Seriously, why are you trying to make my Future bit a thing of the Past?

Why. . . why would you want to do that? cry

why are you being mean to me. cry
There was a slight variation but it was similar. I like it though wink
Re: The Future Is Here by folahann(m): 1:38am On Jul 27, 2008
Yeah It's a good one but someone had posted this here before but it's still cool
Re: The Future Is Here by SeanT21(f): 5:54am On Jul 27, 2008
I did everything You said.

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