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Things To Do In An Elevator! by SPVano(op): 10:20pm On Jul 27, 2008
1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

cool Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "Group Hig!"and then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"
Re: Things To Do In An Elevator! by SeanT21(f): 10:51pm On Jul 27, 2008
Not too funny, Try again!!
Re: Things To Do In An Elevator! by lysaa(f): 1:00am On Jul 28, 2008
hahaha, the assylum awaiteth thou. grin
Re: Things To Do In An Elevator! by clemcykul(f): 12:06pm On Jul 28, 2008
buhahhahha lol

now dats what ill cal acute schizopprenia grin
Re: Things To Do In An Elevator! by coolykdat(m): 12:37pm On Jul 28, 2008
How about when ur inside and the door opens and someone is about to enter, u jump out and scream; They're here, They're here!

Onyeochi

angry

cool
Re: Things To Do In An Elevator! by Gonorrhea(m): 12:40pm On Jul 28, 2008
fu/ck like rabbits!!
Re: Things To Do In An Elevator! by clemcykul(f): 2:08pm On Jul 28, 2008
no wonder u have gonorrhea grin

@cooly lol grin
Re: Things To Do In An Elevator! by jaymobb(m): 3:00pm On Jul 28, 2008
will fart inside and bone face
Re: Things To Do In An Elevator! by colombos: 3:33pm On Jul 28, 2008
you've gone haywire already and all you need is a straight path to an asyllum,
hah ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa embarassed cool
Re: Things To Do In An Elevator! by Gonorrhea(m): 3:35pm On Jul 28, 2008
clemcykul:
no wonder u have gonorrhea grin
grin
na my dog wey get gonorrhea oo
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