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Funny by Nobody: 9:30pm On Dec 11, 2013
Okay! So Emeka & Nkiru were
taking a romantic walk down the
beach onecool night. Emeka
grabs Nkiru's hands, draws her
closer to him, kisses her & says,
"Baby! You know Iso much love
you. There's no one here. Its just
us. Let's do WEEWEECHU."Nkir u
looks around & says, "My love, I
don't want to do WEEWEECHU
please. Let's just hold hands &
cuddle."Emeka agrees.After a
while, Emeka asks her again,"Oh
baby! Please my love! Let's do
WEEWEECHU!"Nkir u replies:
"Baby'm, don't rush me. I don't
want to do it. I just want to be
wrapped in your arms."Emeka
calms down.
After a longer while, Emeka can't
hold it any longer. He says, "My
heartbeat, its not fair oh! Let's do
WEEWEECHU nah! Since last year
oh!"Nkiru reluctantly agrees!
So Emeka immediately grabs her
closer to him, hugs her tight,
brings out the guitar strapped to
his back & they both start
singing:"WEEWEE CHU A MERRY
CHRISTMAS! WEEWEECHU A MERRY
CHRISTMAS! WEEWEECHU A MERRY
CHRISTMAS! AND A HAPPY NEW
YEAR!!!!!"
See their dirty minds! What were
y'all thinking WEEWEECHU was?
Re: Funny by Nobody: 9:51pm On Dec 11, 2013
Lol,this dude sha.

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