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Comparison by lexicon(m): 9:22pm On Jul 31, 2008
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, it’s biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.

Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.

Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
A: The boy friend's hand.

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front".
Re: Comparison by Nobody: 9:25pm On Jul 31, 2008
nice
Re: Comparison by Abbygyal(f): 9:28pm On Jul 31, 2008
lol cool
Re: Comparison by lexicon(m): 9:32pm On Jul 31, 2008
lol, grin grin grin
Re: Comparison by cescky(m): 9:57pm On Jul 31, 2008
;d
Re: Comparison by shuppie(f): 9:59pm On Jul 31, 2008
lolllll, nice, cool
Re: Comparison by MrInfo1(m): 10:01pm On Jul 31, 2008
lexicon:

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.



true talk  cheesy
Re: Comparison by benjay1(m): 10:14pm On Jul 31, 2008
@Poster Nice one.
Re: Comparison by lexicon(m): 10:25pm On Jul 31, 2008
yes true talk, thay always looks 4 new holes, lol
Re: Comparison by MissyB1(m): 11:09pm On Jul 31, 2008
lol
Re: Comparison by Jeovy(m): 5:32am On Aug 01, 2008
lexicon:

lol, grin grin grin

so funny,you had to laugh with others
Re: Comparison by lysaa(f): 7:53am On Aug 01, 2008
funny funnny funnnnnnnny
Re: Comparison by lexicon(m): 8:49am On Aug 01, 2008
:-x :-x :-x
Re: Comparison by benjay1(m): 9:15am On Aug 01, 2008
We don hear say e funny . . . Can we talk about something else pls ?
Re: Comparison by lexicon(m): 9:29am On Aug 01, 2008
ben~jay:

We don hear say e funny . . . Can we talk about something else please ?

U dey free 2 go ahead, abi person hold u, black star,
Re: Comparison by spenchuks(m): 9:50am On Aug 01, 2008
what's the similarity between a woman and a bank?, lipsrsealed
Re: Comparison by lexicon(m): 9:58am On Aug 01, 2008
spenchuks:

what's the similarity between a woman and a bank?, lipsrsealed

Q:comparison btw a woman and a bank
A: you save money in a bank, u get interest, save money with woman, no interest.no widrawal slip, lol
Re: Comparison by Temivict(f): 10:07am On Aug 01, 2008
lexicon:

Q:comparison between a woman and a bank
A: you save money in a bank, u get interest, save money with woman, no interest.no widrawal slip, lol

That is true bank without interest . Sound interesting
Re: Comparison by benjay1(m): 11:03am On Aug 01, 2008
LOL grin

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