Comparison - Jokes Etc - Nairaland
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| Comparison by lexicon(op): 9:22pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats? A: Both keep searching for new holes. Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period? A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble. Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology? A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, it’s biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology. Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised? A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day. Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten? A: The boy friend's hand. Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"? A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front". |
| Re: Comparison by Nobody: 9:25pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
nice |
| Re: Comparison by Abbygyal(f): 9:28pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
lol cool |
| Re: Comparison by lexicon(op): 9:32pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
lol,  |
| Re: Comparison by cescky(m): 9:57pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
;d |
| Re: Comparison by shuppie(f): 9:59pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
lolllll, nice,  |
| Re: Comparison by MrInfo1(m): 10:01pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
lexicon:true talk  |
| Re: Comparison by benjay1(m): 10:14pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
@Poster Nice one. |
| Re: Comparison by lexicon(op): 10:25pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
yes true talk, thay always looks 4 new holes, lol |
| Re: Comparison by MissyB1(m): 11:09pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
lol |
| Re: Comparison by Jeovy(m): 5:32am On Aug 01, 2008 |
lexicon:so funny,you had to laugh with others |
| Re: Comparison by lysaa(f): 7:53am On Aug 01, 2008 |
funny funnny funnnnnnnny |
| Re: Comparison by lexicon(op): 8:49am On Aug 01, 2008 |
:-x :-x :-x |
| Re: Comparison by benjay1(m): 9:15am On Aug 01, 2008 |
We don hear say e funny . . . Can we talk about something else pls ? |
| Re: Comparison by lexicon(op): 9:29am On Aug 01, 2008 |
ben~jay:U dey free 2 go ahead, abi person hold u, black star, |
| Re: Comparison by spenchuks(m): 9:50am On Aug 01, 2008 |
what's the similarity between a woman and a bank?,  |
| Re: Comparison by lexicon(op): 9:58am On Aug 01, 2008 |
spenchuks:Q:comparison btw a woman and a bank A: you save money in a bank, u get interest, save money with woman, no interest.no widrawal slip, lol |
| Re: Comparison by Temivict(f): 10:07am On Aug 01, 2008 |
lexicon:That is true bank without interest . Sound interesting |
| Re: Comparison by benjay1(m): 11:03am On Aug 01, 2008 |
LOL |
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