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One Night Stand by Sirmee(m): 7:25pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
Guys be watchful of ladies you allow to give you blow-job. There is this very popular man in my hood that is always after everything under the skirt. Be it single or married, he doesn't give a damn all he want is nyansh. On this faithful day, he picked a one night stand lady and straight to the hotel not knowing this babe has epilepsy disease. They lodged straight into an hotel and proceed to action. The babe started giving the man blow-job sending the him to cloud nine, next thing epilepsy attacked the lady, GBAM! All her 32 teeth clenched on this man's di.ck before this guy will say Jack, he's already six feet below. A word is enough for the wise. |
Re: One Night Stand by Ellidude(m): 7:28pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
Funny i must say.. So if a man's stuff gets bitten or cut off, i denotes his death sentence right? Lol.. Tell us you made this up.. |
Re: One Night Stand by cbrass(m): 7:52pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
Thank God its in the joke section |
Re: One Night Stand by Sirmee(m): 9:17pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
Elli-dude: Even if it's made up, dnt allow a lady wit epilepsy arnd ur dick |
Re: One Night Stand by Ellidude(m): 9:40pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
Sirmee:Lol..Why would i? I don't support blow-jobs..I'll only have sex with my wife |
Re: One Night Stand by gloriana(f): 2:06pm On May 15, 2015 |
Sirmee:sorry i cant access my pm. reach me on glorioustatus29@gmail.com |
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