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ruby and her son, jeovy by mykali(op): 6:14pm On Aug 20, 2008
ruby pearl was on a plane going to the USA with her 7 year old son, jeovy. then along the way, the plane develops some problems and is about to crash. the pilot, manickal, comes on the plane mic.

pilot= we are going to crash, throw out some luggages.

passengers=  okay! (and they threw out half of the luggages)

after 15 seconds. . .

pilot=  we are still going to crash, throw out all the luggages.

passengers=  okay! ( and they threw out every single luggage  on the plane)

after 10 seconds. . .

pilot= i don't think we are going to make it unless something drastic is done. throw out some people.

no response.

pilot= i repeat, throw out some people. . .!!!

still no response.

pilot= okay, we'll do it alphabetically. are there Africans on this plane?   (no answer)

pilot= any Blacks on the plane then?   (no answer)

pilot (looking perturbed) =  okay, do we have any caribbeans on this flight please. . . .(no answer)

7 year old jeovy looks at his mom and asks her "mommy, what are we?''

ruby replies, ''my son, on this flight, we are ZULUS"

grin grin grin grin grin
Re: ruby and her son, jeovy by izeek(m): 1:06pm On Aug 21, 2008
guy nice one,
Re: ruby and her son, jeovy by djcrooky(m): 1:17pm On Aug 21, 2008
heard it b4


try again later
Re: ruby and her son, jeovy by mykali(op): 2:01pm On Aug 21, 2008
@djcrooky

so did the plane crash or not?
tongue
Re: ruby and her son, jeovy by tytylayor: 2:13pm On Aug 21, 2008
lol, nice one
Re: ruby and her son, jeovy by sunej(m): 2:55pm On Aug 21, 2008
I guess they'll be the ones left. grin
Re: ruby and her son, jeovy by Jeovy(m): 4:02pm On Aug 21, 2008
I cant have a lying mother,give me another mother please grin grin
Re: ruby and her son, jeovy by mykali(op): 4:23pm On Aug 21, 2008
@jeovy

okay, choose between ibkaye, chioya, gabrywyl or tytylayor. who would u like to be ur mom (even though they all lie)
Re: ruby and her son, jeovy by jaymobb(m): 4:25pm On Aug 21, 2008
@post

you no go kill person wit laff grin
Re: ruby and her son, jeovy by Jeovy(m): 4:28pm On Aug 21, 2008
mykali,

why you no put clems name,abi her lies dey like truth
Re: ruby and her son, jeovy by djcrooky(m): 4:46pm On Aug 21, 2008
mykali:
ruby pearl was on a plane going to the USA with her 7 year old son, jeovy. then along the way, the plane develops some problems and is about to crash. the pilot, manickal, comes on the plane mic.

pilot= we are going to crash, throw out some luggages.

passengers= okay! (and they threw out half of the luggages)

after 15 seconds. . .

pilot= we are still going to crash, throw out all the luggages.

passengers= okay! ( and they threw out every single luggage on the plane)

after 10 seconds. . .

pilot= i don't think we are going to make it unless something drastic is done. throw out some people.

no response.

pilot= i repeat, throw out some people. . .!!!

still no response.

pilot= okay, we'll do it alphabetically. are there Africans on this plane? (no answer)

pilot= any Blacks on the plane then? (no answer)

pilot (looking perturbed) = okay, do we have any caribbeans on this flight please. . . .(no answer)

7 year old jeovy looks at his mom and asks her "mommy, what are we?''

ruby replies, ''my son, on this flight, we are ZULUS"

grin grin grin grin grin
mykali link=topic=162044.msg2686938#msg2686938 date=1219323669:
@djcrooky

so did the plane crash or not?
tongue
thats not funny, it is not even the same zip code as funny
Re: ruby and her son, jeovy by ThugLife1(m): 5:14pm On Aug 21, 2008
why all these stale jokes?
Re: ruby and her son, jeovy by tytylayor: 10:41am On Aug 22, 2008
thugy, old papee for NLD grin
Re: ruby and her son, jeovy by Nautillus(m): 11:35am On Aug 22, 2008
Very old undecided undecided
Re: ruby and her son, jeovy by chessguru(m): 12:57am On Sep 19, 2008
lol
Re: ruby and her son, jeovy by Gabry(f): 1:11am On Sep 19, 2008
Hey mykali bro, you make me laugh die ohhh. . .  grin
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