Simply say what your problem is or tell us whats on your mind that's worrying you, and the next person provides a bad solution to your problem. Example: Someone might say"My finger hurts, any advice? and the next person might say"chop it off, it won't be a problem anymore (or something funnier than that)",

I' ll start,

how do i show my girl i love her

tell her u slept with her bestfriend

i've gat a tummy ache,

lol

sima:

i've gat a tummy ache,

Eat fried rats with ketchup.


I am broke

go rob a kiosk nw

i don't know what to eat 4 lunch

take fried shit and sum urine that wld do yhu. inshut be enough 4 u


i terribly sick

go jump off a plane @ 10000 feet trust mi. . dats d best solution

my ass is kinda itchy

^^ Use Sand Paper

I am so thirsty

i can get water for u from the sewage, i heard it's healthy



I'm bored///

Watch Porn

My head aches

Bang it as hard as you can 10 times on your wall,the ache will disappear,works like magic.



I don't know where to spend my xmas.

Go  slap a police officer and you will get a well decorated, ensuite cell room for yourself.



What do I cook for xmas? I'm confused.

Cook beans and yam with Ewedu.

I don't know where to go tomorrow.

come to my house


I dont know what to do with my life

Commit suicide.


I like to catch fun too much.