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You Do by feelgood(m): 2:04pm On Sep 02, 2008
You Do

My dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage. He told me he knew as early as their wedding what marriage to my mom would be like.

It seems the minister asked my mom, "Do you take this man to be your husband?"

And she said, "I do."

Then the minister asked my dad, "Do you take this woman to be your wife?" And my mom said, "He does."
Re: You Do by clemcykul(f): 4:11pm On Sep 02, 2008
lol serves your pa ryte grin
Re: You Do by lordmassac(m): 4:18pm On Sep 02, 2008
will u carry your yeye i do out of this place? angry angry angry angry angry
Re: You Do by chioya(f): 5:50pm On Sep 02, 2008
@lordmassac

watin be ur own,u no get am express im foolishness wink wink
Re: You Do by tytylayor: 5:52pm On Sep 02, 2008
lordmassac:

will u carry your yeye i do out of this place? angry angry angry angry angry

y u dey vex nw?
Re: You Do by lexicon(m): 5:58pm On Sep 02, 2008
him never chop
Re: You Do by chioya(f): 6:02pm On Sep 02, 2008
*strolls in with watery pap and kulikuli 4 lordmassac*
Re: You Do by lexicon(m): 6:08pm On Sep 02, 2008
:d
Re: You Do by Jeovy(m): 6:15pm On Sep 02, 2008
feelgood:

You Do

My dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage. He told me he knew as early as their wedding what marriage to my mom would be like.

It seems the minister asked my mom, "Do you take this man to be your husband?"

And she said, "I do."

Then the minister asked my dad, "Do you take this woman to be your wife?" And my mom said, "He does."

see intimidation
Re: You Do by lexicon(m): 6:32pm On Sep 02, 2008
@ Poster , This even simply means dat ur mum married ur dad by force
Re: You Do by virgie(f): 9:38pm On Sep 02, 2008
lexicon:

@ Poster , This even simply means that your mum married your dad by force

I agree. The woman has turned into the husband's mouthpiece.
Re: You Do by Gabry(f): 7:16am On Sep 03, 2008
sad sad sad

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