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Whose Son? by dreday(m): 12:16am On Sep 25, 2008 |
A married couple was about to divorce and they started arguing about who should have custody of their young son Wife : He belongs to me,I delivered him Husband : Look at it this way.If I insert a coin into a slot machine and it brings out a bottle of coke,who owns the coke,the machine or I? |
Re: Whose Son? by ituen(m): 12:33am On Sep 25, 2008 |
nice remix |
Re: Whose Son? by Baxilexi(m): 12:41am On Sep 25, 2008 |
answer to the question, the bottling company, you aint supposed to take the can home. |
Re: Whose Son? by ituen(m): 12:44am On Sep 25, 2008 |
nice answer, baxi |
Re: Whose Son? by SamMilla1(m): 12:44am On Sep 25, 2008 |
when you get home, call you mum a beverage machine. and see if your dad wont disown you |
Re: Whose Son? by Baxilexi(m): 12:54am On Sep 25, 2008 |
lol.na him send him papa to insert coin. |
Re: Whose Son? by showbobo(m): 3:51am On Sep 25, 2008 |
@Poster You're a wasted quarter |
Re: Whose Son? by Gabry(f): 3:55am On Sep 25, 2008 |
Poster, you made me almost to cry when I hear that. . . . And made me almost vex. . , . . I go tell my bf now I dont want to marry him anymore. . . |
Re: Whose Son? by showbobo(m): 4:14am On Sep 25, 2008 |
Why do you want to break the poor boys heart |
Re: Whose Son? by ituen(m): 4:49am On Sep 25, 2008 |
. . . . .after the boy don pay dowry |
Re: Whose Son? by dreday(m): 6:11am On Sep 25, 2008 |
Baxilexi: Nice twist,na God get the pikin showbobo: Shuo bros,na fight?No come show yourself for hia ooooooooo gabrywyl: Sorry no vex,but if no coin is inserted,no refreshment comes out. In the same vein,if xxxxx doesn't go in,no pikin is ejected |
Re: Whose Son? by Gabry(f): 9:20am On Sep 25, 2008 |
showbobo: Well, my main objective in life was not to get married in the first place after all so no pressure. I have told him that a million times but then I caught myself in love with him deeply than I told him this idea that we live a life like Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed where they are living together for 20+ years, they have children but they dont get married so that both parties wont really have any commitments. Bad mistake I guess. . . . ituen: Ituen, in my culture, theres no such things as dowry. My family will never accept any gifts from the opposite side because it will bring down our reputation. dreday: In that case, I dont want to get married. HMM! Then when he ask me for the God knows how many times, I will tell him your story. HAAAA. . . . Finally I think this would be a good enough reason. |
Re: Whose Son? by Baxilexi(m): 9:25am On Sep 25, 2008 |
gaby no mind all this boys when dey use 50kobo coins, look i get 50penny( |
Re: Whose Son? by Gabry(f): 9:26am On Sep 25, 2008 |
But come to think of it, he made sense ohhh . . . . . . . |
Re: Whose Son? by romsky: 9:28am On Sep 25, 2008 |
liquid content only |
Re: Whose Son? by dreday(m): 9:34am On Sep 25, 2008 |
@ baxi Why u come dey take style advertise your goods? @ romade Ok,the man own the brains,the woman gets the shell. There may be a case for the woman after all;since na she get the shell,she gets to keep both shell and contents but has no claim on the brains. ***Scratching head*** Did I make sense? @ gabby This doesn't stop you from getting married.You can get married so long as you DO NOT want children. Even Shannon Tweed would have been Gene's slot machine if they had children together(I don't know if they do) P.S Watch out for guys like Baxi |
Re: Whose Son? by Gabry(f): 9:36am On Sep 25, 2008 |
Nope. . . Whats the point of getting married. he wants CHILDREN! |
Re: Whose Son? by clemcykul(f): 9:39am On Sep 25, 2008 |
the point of geetn married is 4 bla bla bla |
Re: Whose Son? by dreday(m): 9:41am On Sep 25, 2008 |
@ gabby And you don't? @ clemcy You too like bla bla bla sef. Ahnahn |
Re: Whose Son? by Gabry(f): 9:42am On Sep 25, 2008 |
No I dont. What for? |
Re: Whose Son? by romsky: 9:42am On Sep 25, 2008 |
dre kip on scratchin cos u aint makin sense |
Re: Whose Son? by dreday(m): 9:45am On Sep 25, 2008 |
@ romade, If You vex me,I'll tell the police to arrest You and do You strong thing at that ur next bus stop. Phew,that makes sense @ gabby You don't want what?Children or a husband? |
Re: Whose Son? by romsky: 9:46am On Sep 25, 2008 |
olodo simple tin u no fit talk call police now as if u dey pay tax |
Re: Whose Son? by Gabry(f): 9:48am On Sep 25, 2008 |
dreday, like I mention earlier, I dont want a husband and also I dont want children |
Re: Whose Son? by dreday(m): 9:54am On Sep 25, 2008 |
See you,who's talking about paying taxes?No be Nigerian Police again? I go just arrange them small something. |
Re: Whose Son? by dreday(m): 9:56am On Sep 25, 2008 |
@ gabby Hmmnnn,what is it you want then bla bla bla? |
Re: Whose Son? by Gabry(f): 11:33am On Sep 25, 2008 |
blabla bla. . . . Dont menion that ohhh. . . . Thats not part of me at all just yet and I am not like in need of it as well. . . I'm looking for something else apart from life. . |
Re: Whose Son? by clemcykul(f): 11:37am On Sep 25, 2008 |
the love of bla abla bla makes u older unbeatable truth i tell ya |
Re: Whose Son? by MrInfo1(m): 11:42am On Sep 25, 2008 |
gabrywyl:Sex? |
Re: Whose Son? by Gabry(f): 11:44am On Sep 25, 2008 |
sex is nothing. . . . I am looking for. . . Ok, I guess what I'm looking for is part of life. I want to contribute to society. But far beyoond my safety zone |
Re: Whose Son? by romsky: 11:46am On Sep 25, 2008 |
dreday: see corrupt pikin sims u neva hia we r out of the top ten world corrupt countries |
Re: Whose Son? by Baxilexi(m): 11:51am On Sep 25, 2008 |
ehen, tell me tori, its a lie |
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